So I was watching the Paris/Larry King chatfest where PH (that’s what I call her) was going on and on about how traumatic jail was. That’s neither here nor there, but I found it interesting that she was only allowed to have two visitors for thirty minutes two days out of the week. Plus, she [...]
Archive for June, 2007
Jailbreak-up
Posted in General Hospital, Melrose Memories on June 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It’s a Mystery
Posted in Things that scare me on June 24, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Is it just me or does it seem like an unusually large amount of 48 Hours:Mystery episodes occur in Florida? And how bad it is that I can usually tell that the episode will take place in Florida at about 3o seconds in?
Reason #315 Why I miss Kristen Blake
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Nostalgia on June 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Because someone has to get the better of Marlena. So one of my favorite storylines of all time is when Kristen went completely crazy after she miscarried, turned evil, hired Susan as a lookalike surrogate mother and then trapped Marlena in a pit beneath the Dimera Mansion. This was all made better when Susan double-crossed [...]
General Sanitarium
Posted in General Hospital, Melrose Memories on June 24, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I am going to make a very obvious and blunt statement: Everyone on General Hospital is crazy. Laura is catatonic, Tracy is in a mental institution, everyone thinks Liz is suffering from PPD, Kate is crazy in love with Sonny, Spinelli makes less sense than an unmedicated schizophrenic, Logan lusts after Lulu but makes a [...]
The Devil Wears Adidas Track Suits
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on June 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So on General Hospital, what is up with Kate Howard? Blah, blah, blah, I know she’s Sonny’s old school neighbor who read The Six Wives of Henry the Eighth and runs a fashion magazine (read: Vogue) but what in the hell is she doing in Port Charles? Has she heard about the great tax breaks [...]
Reason #413 Why I miss Kristen Blake
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things that scare me on June 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So could Marlena and John please be more ridiculous? I swear to God, at one time, they both seemed like sane people. Granted, one was an ex-mercenary who posed as a priest in order to steal artwork around Europe and the other was possessed by the Devil and allegedly murdered 1/3 of the population of [...]
Ric Lansing threw a party in the county jail
Posted in General Hospital, Unjustified Outrage on June 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
On General Hospital, why does Jason spend all of his time in jail sitting in an interrogation/visiting room? Is he suffering from panic attacks? Is he waiting for Barbara Walters to drop by? Maybe he figures if he hangs out there long enough, Ric will surprise him with an ankle bracelet.
I’ll stick to Southwest
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Days of Our Lives, General Hospital, Lost on June 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Just when I thought there couldn’t be an idea worse than Everyday Heroes, Days of Our Lives trumped GH (whilst holding a Jaguar phone) with Touch the Skies Airlines. “Impossible!” you may say with righteous indignation and clenched fists. I mean how can anything be more ridiculous than a feel good show hosted by an [...]
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Unjustified Outrage on June 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Things that I don’t get on Days of Our Lives #405: The disappearance of Claire Kiriakis Brady. So Claire is still missing right? I mean, she was presumed dead, but now I think she is firmly in the missing camp. If this is the case, why does no one seem to be concerned? Belle is [...]
It wasn’t not funny
Posted in Nostalgia, The Real World on June 8, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So the Real World Las Vegas Reunion…slightly less fun than your high school reunion? I can see where Bunim/Murray (and by the way, it’s been so long since I’ve watched the Real World, I didn’t realize that it’s produced solely by Murray now) and MTV were going with this project, but it’s coming off terribly [...]
