Posted by: brandi11 | August 16, 2007

Where Were You When Jason Morgan Was Acquitted?

Liz-Standing outside the courtroom in her best scrubs on a break from work.  I admire her restraint.  It was oh, so subtle how she ran into Jason’s arms in front of the camera crew.  Really, I mean that.  It’s not like she had stayed up all night glittering a “Free Jason Morgan” poster.

Sam-Also standing outside the courtroom wearing a minidress and a scowl.  No tank tops on the day Jason earns his freedom!

Carly-Calling out Jerry in the Metro Court lobby.  You know, the same place that he held her hostage two sweeps periods ago.

Sonny-In his office in his coffee shop trying to stage a jailbreak with Cooper, America’s Favorite Hot Cop.  Let me just say that I wish Jason would have been found guilty just to see this plan in action.  You know that Jason being on the run would consist of interning at Couture Magazine with Lauren Conrad or something.

Lulu-Rushing into Sonny’s office after Spinelli, but more frazzeled by Cooper’s presence than the fact that Jason was found not guilty or even on trial in the first place.

Mike-Watching the news on the TV at Kelly’s, where a European prince and his intern girlfriend double date with Jason’s would be mistress and her cuckold husband.  (I guess Sonny’s coffee house would have hit too close to home.)

Me-Sitting in my 6th period speech class (oh wait, that was the O.J. trial).  I was also outside the courtoom wearing my best mini scrub dress with hooker shoes holding up a sign that read “Lucky Spencer: Jason is the father of Liz’s baby!”  Look for it.  I’m sure with all the press it made TMZ or something.

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