Why does everyone in Port Charles hang out in the park? Don’t you get it? Bad things happen there! Babynappings, attempted stick-ups, and Jason’s man tears. I understand why Lucky is there, to look for clues in the aborted kidnapping of his family, but since he’s the most inept cop ever, it’s kind of pointless. Yeah, Lucky, Sam’s just chillen with two guys from her show in the park, on the same day that Liz is conveniently held at gunpoint by two guys. Because two guys that work on a tv show troll the park on a sunny, summer afternoon and just happen to run into their erstwhile hostess.
Speaking of Mismatched Earrings McCall, what is her damage? As I wrote yesterday, I find it hard to believe she was an effective con-woman with the complete lunacy of her latest plan. Or perhaps I’ll play Dr. Marlena Evans and suppose that Sam purposely wants to get caught. (Or bad writing. Toss up.) Seriously, how long is Sam going to be in the park? In the span of several hours, she’s:
- Confronted Liz and kids whilst wearing a jogging suit.
- Changed into current black tent shirt and jeans.
- Lost one earring and stuck a bird feather in her other ear.
- Attempted to seduce Lucky.
- Pulled a gun (from her pants!) on two guys that she hired to scare Liz.
- Traumatized another child.
- Filed a police report on the incident.
- Debriefed her hired thugs in front of Lucky.
- Namedropped Jason in front of Lucky and then made disparaging remarks about Liz.
- “Met” Liz in the park for the third (!) time.
- Sass-talked Ric (and what the hell is he doing in the park?).
- Rehashed her relationship with Jason.
Wow, Sam. That’s a day well spent.
Then there’s the Liz and Jason, or as I like to refer to them, “The Lovahs”. They make me sick. (Not because they’re adulterous, just because I find them nauseating.) I love how clandestine they are, declaring their love for each other in the park, you know where everyone in Port Charles just happens to be passing through. Fortunately for The Lovahs, apparently everyone in PC stopped to speak to Sam or Lucky because they were free to cry and kiss without anyone seeing them. Sadly, theirs is a forbidden love (until Sweeps, I presume) and there will just be longing looks and stolen kisses until then. Oh, and they’ll probably talk about Jake, who along with his older brother, was conspicuously absent. I am hoping that Liz took them to her grandmother’s house, but still, if your kids were just held up at gunpoint, would you really leave them? Maybe Cameron and Jake should live with Steve and Kayla too.
Sounds like the park is the new pier. That’s where they used to hang out in the 80s and 90s. I wonder if someone destroyed that set and they only have the fake grass to run through. Ha! And I love, love, love the name you picked for Jason and Liz. They are disgusting.
“The docks” was the big hangout in the 8os and 90s on Days. It’s where all of the incarnations of the Fancy Face were held and where Roman II found Marlena after her “missing years” (read: “Our House”). They dusted off the old set a few weeks ago when EJ got drunk on cheap whiskey and undid his tie.
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