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Archive for September, 2007

Every year, I go through Entertainment Weeklyand read about all the new fall TV shows.  I usually pick one or two that I’ll watch and see how that goes.  In the past, this has worked out well (Lost) or not at all (Smith).  This year, I decided not to watch any new shows, but I heard [...]

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Sorority Life

Salem University’s Alpha Chi Theta must be the easiest sorority in the world to get into.  Back in the day, when I attempted to get into a sorority (because I had more course credits than years to spend in school) I had to run my happy ass back and forth between 16 sorority houses spread [...]

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Florida State beats Alabama!*

* I really don’t have anything to say, I’m just really pumped up about this.  Also, I won’t have to burn my gameday shirt.

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When last we left off, Kitty Carter warned everyone the dangers of showing one’s “cash and prizes”, Condoleeza Jones announced that he (or she) would not be seeking the “title” of President, and Kelli Finglass assembled her training camp squad.  We begin with an introductory meeting where Kelli walks up to a podium overlooking a college [...]

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So, let’s say your Dr. Marlena Evans Black.  Your ex-husband is missing, your son-in-law has been kidnapped, and your daughter is unaccounted for so the most logical thing to do at this very moment is…kick it on down to the Brady Pub after hours and read some decades old love letters?  Huh?  Joining her is [...]

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Sometimes I feel badly for Jason because he just seems so put-upon.  He’s brain damaged.  He’s expected to always be the hero.  He’s on the receiving end of all those “you’re my best friend in the whole world”s from Carly.  I know, I know, he’s a mafia hitman who willingly chose this life, but still, he [...]

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In Kitty Carter’s Dance Factory where we lay our scene, the DCC hopefuls are rehearsing their “solo talent” for the final audition under the eponymous Kitty’s tutelage.  According to Julia 2.0 (now with blonder, more flat-ironed hair!), Kitty is a “very colorful dance teacher”. Riiiiggghhht.  Well her hair is colorful, I’ll give her that.  It [...]

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Remember when I was all about Jason getting a spinoff show where he drives all the teens/early 20′s characters around in the Expedition of Vigilante Justice solving crimes like the shortlived Mr. T cartoon?  Well, I would consider this whole adventure with Spinelli to save Lulu as the Pilot.  Good God.  Is there nothing Jason can’t [...]

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Today I saw the first picture of Chris Noth and Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the new Sex & the City movie.  Those two really do a number on me.  I loved loved loved that show and while I don’t necessarily think the movie is the best idea jeans, I’ll totally see it.  I [...]

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Buried Alive 2.0

So why is Days doing the whole Buried Alive thing again?  Do you think Bo will realize what’s going on?  Probably not, since he was played by Robert Kelker-Kelly at the time.  I don’t know, I just can’t get behind this without Crazy Vivian and Ivan.  Remember Viv?  Flailing around in the dirt like a [...]

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