Just a Simple Girl with a Dream

“It’s Britney, bitch…”

“I don’t wanna See That…”

Maybe much like Valerie Cherish on The Comeback, Britters can throw down her mic pak, yell “We’re done!” and proceed to fire up a Marlboro Red. Then she’ll say, “I’m going to tell my friend Jay everything-everything you deceitful people did to me!” Then when she goes on Leno, instead of the boxing gloves she can rock an oversize foam Xanex tablet….

“Get the keys! We’re taking the Navigator!”

[...] dropping it like it’s hot, and other miscellaneous moves that look like they were part of Britney’s VMA showstopper.  While all this is going on, Kelli and Judy are sitting at the Judge’s Table looking all [...]

[...] uniforms).  So the girls dance to Glamorous by Fergie, and while it’s a better routine than this, it’s not groundbreaking or particularly exciting.  Then again, I’m not a middle aged [...]

[...] her to get it together for a multi-city tour?  The House of Blues thing was a joke and well, the less said about The VMAs the better.  Third, if the future videos look anything like “Gimme More” (which in itself seemed [...]

[...] her to get it together for a multi-city tour?  The House of Blues thing was a joke and well, the less said about The VMAs the better.  Third, if the future videos look anything like “Gimme More” (which in itself seemed [...]