True story, I once went to a bachelor auction in college. One of the fraternities on campus held a strip show/auction every semester. Basically, it was just another exercise to humiliate the pledges, but then the older brothers would get wasted and join in on the fun. I knew one of the guys so my friends and I were going to support him (read: bid on him…he was hot!). This guy was actually a brother but missed the Fall Auction because he got drunk and passed out. Well we show up at the Spring Auction and I think he got drunk, fell down the stairs, and wasn’t allowed to participate or something. Anyway, long story short, the fraternity took credit cards and the guys were hot as hell, but no one brought in $500, so I call foul on this whole “Max Brady breaks the bank” storyline.
I find Max attractive, which is odd since I am in no way related to him, however, not even in college when I lived off my father’s credit cards would I have spent $500 on that. EJ Wells, maybe, but that “maybe” is more like a strong $350. At the most.
Back to Max, how hilarious was it when Stereotype Southern Sorority President was all “duh yah know Maaaxx?” to Chelsea and her reply was “yeah, we have a family connection”. Way to leave out the “he’s my uncle, we dated until he dumped me for my cousin–Stephanie–who he then dumped to date my brother’s ex-wife and then flirted with his almost step-niece, Abby”. I bet Stereotype Southern Sorority President would have licked her lips and purred “that’s kinky, y’all”.
What is up with Jamie from the Real World San Diego? I’ll be honest, she bothered me then; she bothers me now. Of all the people from that season that could have ended up on Days and it’s her? Why not Randy? Or Brad? Or both! They were good times! Remember when they were in Greece and they got into that fight with Frankie and Randy was drunk and incoherent, talking about how he “treated that girl with kitten gloves?” Then Brad was like “don’t cry Randy!” and Randy was “I won’t, Brad!” I could watch the adventures of Brandy all day. Anyways, Jamie. Put in her glasses and pigtails, but she’s still attractive. It’s Chloe Lane all over again. “I’m a really shy girl who’s really into school and I don’t know much about clothes or makeup even though I am in the best sorority on campus.” Oh, WTF-ever. Blow out her hair, do up her make-up, put her in a tight red dress and send her down the staircase as Sixpence None the Richer plays. You’re better than that, Hogan Scheffer.
Even though everything else in this whole storyline annoys me, I have to give props to Adrienne for emceeing this crapfest. Seriously, how cute is she?
