Just a Simple Girl with a Dream

I actually did.  Just call me Miss Cleo because I am all about the foreshadowing dreams.  Just refer back to my Jason Morgan nightmare which ties neatly into this whole Clue-inspired sweeps stunt.  (Now technically the cast is not being held captive on a boat, but Jason has to race to save them on a boat. I still consider this a premonition and it’s my blog so there.)

Anyway, I had a dream that I was talking to my friends (all USC alumni) and I was taking credit for the big Florida State over BC win.  (Why would I do this?  Because I am an egocentric braggart.)  I’ll be the first to admit: we’ve had a bad season but I was totally confident going into tonight’s game.  Why you may ask?  Because no opponent is more dangerous than the team who has nothing left to lose (enter the Seminoles).  If we’re going down, we’re going to bring you down with us.  Of course, I briefly reconsidered when I learned that Old Kirk Herbstreit would be calling the game.  He’s like the kiss of death whenever your team is playing.  I’ve had his number ever since he ranked USC and UF as having better looking coeds than FSU.  Plus, it’s always tricky when you’re playing a religious-affiliated school since you know, they most likely have God on their side and all. 

Oh and if anyone from Gameday is reading this, I have significant on-camera experience and I would really like to share my Gatorade and Vodka tailgate recipe with the world.  Plus I’m good at picking winners!  Also, I can totally work a General Hospital reference into a post about college football! I appeal to both women and men!  I’m like the next Bill Simmons!  Contact me!