Seriously, what is the deal with the great Florida to California (sometimes via New York) migration on Nip/Tuck? Was Jim Morrison right? Is the West the best? (Get here and we’ll do the rest.) I know Sean moved to LA because he was attempting to start over (as opposed to just giving up which means moving down south to Key West), Christian is co-dependent and can’t be left alone for five minutes, Matt and Kimber needed to scam money and be closer to a certain “Center”, Julia has to be a whiny hag on two coasts, Liz acts as McNamera/Troy’s moral center, Dawn is a millionaire so she jaunts around like Paris Hilton, Nurse Linda was lured out with the promise of cash and golf, and now Gina ups and moves to become a real estate agent/receptionist? This I can actually buy into since the Florida real estate market is so bad, but I just think it’s incredibly funny that a group of people in their thirties and forties have to move cross country together. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Aiden revealed he was from Tallahassee.
Oh, and if you’re coming to ask about the mysterious substance that Eden put in Julia’s fruitcake, the jury’s still out, but just consider it a favor.
