I am interrupting my regularly scheduled rant to alert your attention to this piece of breaking news I found at Soap Opera Network: The strking writers have been fired at Days of Our Lives.
***Shameless plug alert*** I could so be a soap opera writer. Okay, so maybe I have never actually written for a soap before, but I have been watching Days since the early 80s so I have a better understanding of the characters and their histories than many of the recent writers. I am also great at thinking up story ideas. Just look at all the possible plots I’ve put together for the patron saint of soap operas, Mr. Jason Morgan and my genius idea of adding Tom Brady to the mix. Hire me, Corday Productions!
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Did you hear her Kenny? HIRE HER!!! (Which I would like to be hired too.)
Thanks! We would be an awesome writing team. We just have to stay away from any storyline involving demonic possession, pretend serial killings, and anything involving Marlena in mixed denims and a pony tail.