In honor of Tori Spelling Week here at JaSWaD, I was browsing for some vintage Donna clips and I happened upon something that is so relevant on many levels: Rebecca Herbst trying to buy Casa Jackie Taylor!
Seriously, how awesome is that? First of all, Kelly is in mega bitch mode (you know, due to the diet pills and all) and RH and her on-screen mom just bust up into her room and start checking out the closet space. So Kelly goes all Carly Corinthos on her and starts flinging clothes around the room. Then she makes the fatal mistake of telling RH to “take my boyfriend…we’re not getting along right now”. Careful, Kelly, she will. Just ask Sam McCall.
“It is a lovely Mondo Condo.”
“Well, we’re getting evicted, so there.” “Why don’t you just have closet sex at Baggs’ Ho-Down?! In fact, why don’t you take my shorts, these orange moonboots, this neon martini!! Why don’t you take Lex, he’s not really paying the bills right now….”
Because he was skiing up in Big Bear.