You know they will.
So in case you missed it, Michael was shot in the head and faces sugery. Of course, if you were just tuning in and witnessed Sonny’s reaction, you might think that someone replaced the fine coffee he usually imports with Folgers Crystals instead of his eldest son falling victim to mob violence. I make fun of Maurice Benard for his second rate Pacino theatrics, but he was on decaf today. Maybe he’s just used to people being shot that he can barely muster a “in my coffee warehouse! Where the customs agents on my dime check over my shipments and my girlfriend brings my sass-talking son to play with his toys!” He made up for it though with that little gem about being shot “several times”. Really 50 Cent? Who hasn’t been shot on this show? Nadine, but that’s because she’s only aloud to play at the hospital and with Nikolas. At the rate we’re going, I anticipate at least three more shootings before November Sweeps. I reserve the right to revise that number if we’re subjected to another senseless serial killer subplot.
In other sarcasm-drenched news, I can’t wait for Carly to turn the tables and unleash hell on Kate and Jax. Kate, because she of course drove Michael to whe warehouse and for the fact that she looks fantastic in skinny jeans. Jax, will get his for the sheer audacity to actually earn a living. Look, with the amount of accidental shootings in his ready-made family, Jax has to work in order to pay the insurance premiums. In fact, there’s a scene I’d like to see: Jax talking to a Blue Cross/Blue Shield agent about his options when it comes to hostage situations, accidental shootings, and ex-wives coming back from the dead.
So do you think Liz saw her engagement drift away as Michael was wheeled into the ER? I know, I’m horrible, but does Elizabeth really think that she’s going to live happily ever after with Jason and his Ace bandages? That’s another thing: I know Jason’s hands are “injured” but he looks like he’s on the high school bowling team with those wrist things.
