…Why does Dena Higley and company make Ava graze and drink at the establishment founded by man she played a part in killing? Methinks that her unhealthy obsession with “Patch” has crossed over to all the Bradys. My God, what is with this woman? Her father was shot and killed there the previous day! You would think [...]
Archive for May, 2008
I know they have a limited budget but…
Posted in Days of Our Lives, What the... on May 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It’s all about me!
Posted in Current Events on May 27, 2008 | 6 Comments »
No, I’m not writing in character as Marlena Evans Black; today is all about me! Or rather the anniversary of this blog. A year ago today, I founded this site and look at it now…still here! Just think, in one year, I have chronicled: the children growing up right before my eyes! Why, it was just yesterday [...]
“Jason!” The Metro Court Explodes, aka “Vintage” GH
Posted in General Hospital on May 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
You don’t know how excited I was when I saw “The Metro Court Hotel explodes” on my DVR…so that should tell you how “awesome” my Memorial Day was. First of all, my office didn’t close today so I had to wake up at my usual time and sit at my computer instead of on a [...]
Yeah, Brenda!
Posted in General Hospital on May 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You don’t even know how elated I was when Spinelli informed Carly that Jax was in Rome…and he’s not there to see The Coliseum. I guess the writers are setting up for a Vanessa Marcil return and this seems to be going a lot better than the abortive Brenda comeback on last summer’s Night Shift. [...]
I wonder what their Zagat Review says…
Posted in Days of Our Lives, What the... on May 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Give it up for The Brady Pub, y’all! What a place! Just think, not a few hours ago, Bo shot and killed a notorious mobster and then Tony proposes to Anna. Oh happy days! For real, what time is it on this show? I’m so confused because: Ava and her cousin decide to have a [...]
Dancing with Inevitability
Posted in Dancing with the Stars, Reality Shows on May 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I don’t know if I mentioned this or not, but I was in Vegas recently and have made the Sports Book my new home in Nevada. I’m done with cards, slots, and table games; I am all about the Sports Book. Horse Racing, Basketball, Football, you name it, I’m gonna bet on it. Big Brown [...]
Jason Morgan never met a damsel in distress he didn’t like
Posted in General Hospital on May 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Could Elizabeth please be more of a mess? Calamities just befall her all the time, or to be more specific, in February, May and November. She has a car accident like every other week. Forget Britney Spears, Liz Webber shouldn’t be behind the wheel ever. Of course, how convenient it is that Jason “just happens” [...]
SpongeBob Johnson
Posted in Days of Our Lives on May 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Poor Mary Beth Evans. I feel like she was bamboozled into returning to Days. I mean, she comes back to Salem and is revealed to be celibate, holding a torch for Steve. I get it, Steve’s the love of her life, but she’d been gone for over a decade! Then she has to moon over [...]
Everybody loves Morgan
Posted in General Hospital on May 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think Morgan should totally be the star of General Hospital. No, not Jason Morgan. Morgan Stone Corinthos. I love that kid! He’s awesome! I know that Michael was always the go-to child actor on this show, but with the character in a coma, Morgan’s come out swinging. I am a tad disappointed that we’re [...]
What next? David Silver, Music Teacher?
Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, Nostalgia on May 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The first sign of the apocalypse is here: Jennie Garth joins the cast of 90210 update. Who greenlit this? I get that the producers want to link this horrible idea to the original, but Kelly Taylor as the West Beverly Guidance Counselor? I think Tori Spelling as the MILF was a better idea. Let’s see, [...]
