I think I am a fairly smart individual who is capable of complex thinking, but not even I can understand what Carly was thinking when she devised the “Jason is the father of my baby” plan. For real, Jason is like every woman’s go-to guy whenever they’re trying to cover up a pregnancy (except if the baby is really Jason’s. Then they pretend the baby is actually Lucky’s.) You see, if I were married and found out that I may be pregnant and didn’t want my ex-husband to think that he fathered my child I would a) not have slept with my ex-husband in a limousine in the first place and b) would say that my husband was the father. Carly’s afraid that Sonny would order a paternity test but isn’t Carly a known liar? It would be real easy for her to be like “Oh, Jax is the father. Peace!” I mean, that’s what Elizabeth did and Elizabeth is the patron saint of Port Charles single mothers.
Speaking of single mothers, how annoying is this Robin stuff? I have just taken to fast forwarding her and Patrick anymore. If I wanted to watch a couple snipe at each other all the time, I would invent a time machine and revisit my parents’ marriage.
On the hospital front, I really enjoy Jason Cook as the new doctor. Now that’s a sentence I never thought I would write. I really want them to get together and be the anti-Shelle. Do you think those two would have unconscious sex in a barn during a blizzard? (Well, maybe on this show, but they would be conscious and then they would be saved by Jason during a spectacular Sweeps Stunt.) Do you think those two would throw a baby overboard into the ocean? No, because they’d be too busy being self-absorbed! And the beard is growing on me.
