…is just as exciting as July 4th…which means not at all.
Days has been boring me lately. I realize it can’t all be mob violence and murders like another show I watch but DOOLis rapidly approaching Guiding LIght terrority where not even a hot, shirtless guy (EJ) can keep my attention.
Plots that bore me:
- Good Will Max. Why is he the focal point of the show? Let’s be honest: I still don’t understand his Emmy nomination (although I know it’s a consequence of block voting, but what about poor Blake Berris?) The fact that a storyline involving Max is apparently the summer’s big plot astounds me and roping Steve and Kayla isn’t helping matters. Let’s see, they just had the world’s most premature baby and now they’re forced to sit around and placate Rage! Max. Pass.
- Abe, Lexie and Theo: I feel bad saying this, but I feel no emotional connection to their storyline. Perhaps if Lexie wasn’t a serial cheater and Abe wasn’t constantly portrayed as a crazed, cuckold husband, I’d feel more attachment to their plight.
- Green. Green’s not just a plot contrivance, it’s a full blown character now. In fact, Green gets more screentime than Roman and if Green gets any bigger, I’m sure that he and Dee Hall will have to fight it out.
Plots that annoy me:
- Chelsea and Daniel: What else can I say that hasn’t already been said?
- Sami, Lucas, EJ, Chloe, Nicole: I’m very thankful for Maxie on General Hospital because she reminds me why I used to root for Sami. She’s plucky and manipulative but has a heart; just don’t cross her. The “New” Sami, meanwhile, cries and whines and wears lots of nceklaces. I’ve started to fast forward her. I also fast forward anything involving Lucas because I don’t enjoy any actor that can only yell lines (which is why I can’t get into any Pacino movie made after 1984). I somewhat like EJ and Nicole but that’s only because EJ and Sami were wrecked beyond repair.
- Green. It’s everywhere.

1. I don’t understand his EMmy nomination either and if I think too hard on it, it is irritating to find the industry rewards guys like DB and ignores unconventional talents like Blake. All I hope though is his new sister is going to be Nick’s new love interest.
2. I could care less of them either. Honestly, if they had to do a tragic story involving a child of a veteran couple, wouldn’t it be more moving to look at the premature birth of Joe Johnson? They can play in how they are already at odds thanks to Ava but having a niece and nephew who were born way too early (but thankfully did survive), this would be a story I’d find way more interesting.
3. I had hoped that when RB was introduced as Dean Robbins, we’d discover how truly evil he really is, by turning the town blue!
On the annoying plots:
1. Chan-well, you know how I feel about this one. You know how the world feels. Spoilers are coming out on the greatest spoiler to ever spoil, I’m starting to doubt it will end them now cause Dena is that stupid to think this is a rootable obstacle.
2. Take out Sami and I find them interesting. I esepcially love EJole and I think Lucas/Chloe are cute if you ignore them trying to be all sexy .
3. Hee, green.
You pretty much hit everything dead on. The Maxematician just bores me and I hate that he and Steph are going to be the big summer story.
The autism storyline is barely on at all, which is ok because again, boring!, but at the same time, if we’re not seeing it, how are we supposed to get emotionally attached to it?
Green needs to die. He might be my least favorite character and on a show that features Dr. Douchiel, that says a lot.
Chan…my hate grows daily. The spoiler better kill that coupling or whatever shred of liking Chelsea remains in me will die and I will never accept her again. NEVER I say.
I like EJole but I still wish for EJami, I haven’t given up totally but I accept that it won’t happen for awhile. In the meantime, if Nicole gets him naked on the regular, she’s my hero and we’re all good. Luloe is ok, they don’t excite me but they’re better than Lumi.
I pretty much agree with all you guys said. Stax=boring, Green=annoying, autism story=super boring (unless Lexie decides to sleep with antother hot PYT), Chan=hatred beyond compare. I’m glad whining, weepy, over accessorized Sami is losing both her men. Ejole are HOT and Luloe have lots of potential. I just hope Chloe makes Lucas stop scowling – BD is going to develop a permanent brow wrinkle that no amount of botox can fix.
Yes, when is Lexie going to sleep with some young guy? It’s about time for Abe to go off the rails. And yes, if a Physics Professor is suddenly the new bad guy, he should be turning the town blue because all the green makes me see red.
Yes, when is Lexie going to sleep with some young guy?
Daniel! Let him be Daniel!