What’s also hilarious is granny sex. I know it sounds like I’m anti-shipping, but I always thought LK and SC had the better chemistry and Daniel should so drop Chelsea for her grandma.

I think Chelsea should go certifiably insane when she finds out and shave her head (getting rid of those terrible terrible streaks) and run off to a convent. She will probably then fall for a priest that it turns out slept with Kate once (not that Kate sleeps around of course!). I’m not sure what I’d do with her after that…I’ll think on it and get back to you.

Sami blaming Chloe for Lucas sleeping with her may be true to character, but damned if I’m not tired of it. He’s a man, he made a choice. That isn’t Chloe’s fault and it isn’t EJ’s. Also, do the writers watch the show? Because Sami herself told Lucas she had feelings for EJ and he overheard her telling EJ that, so he didn’t need to hear EJ telling Nicole that to go sleep with Chloe either. AND he has not given her a second chance, all he’s done is tell her to get EJ out of the house and yell at her. Is that a second chance? See, this story is such a mess I can’t even comment on it coherently.

I suspect the only thing left for poor Chelsea is to become an actual hooker, but only if she wears that outfit she wore when she was faking, because that was one of my favourites too!