I’ve been trying to ignore it but I can’t hold back any longer: What’s up with Luke and Tracy in Mexico? I mean the music and set design is so authentic I can practically smell the tasty enchiladas from ChiChis. From what I can gather: Luke is hiding in Mexico. Tracy finds Luke in Mexico to retrieve him so he can help Lulu. Edward agrees to assist by having the charges dropped against Luke in Port Charles. Tracy finds Luke in the same bar that Sam and Lucky met someone that Sam swindled back in the day. Luke and Tracy wind up in jail just like Sam and Lucky. Luke seems somewhat concerned at the fact that Lulu is in a mental hospital but isn’t ready to leave behind a never ending supply of tequila. Thank Gosh (tm Marlena Evans) that Lulu has a catatonic mom willing to come out of a Guza-imposed hiatus to save her from the evil clutches of…Scotty Baldwin. Honestly, Scott is a handlebar moustache and a stovepipe hat away from tying Lulu to the train tracks. Not that I’m complaining, I’m just sayin’.
Here’s another plot I’ve yet to comment on: Jason, the patron saint of other people’s marriages. I know that TPTB think that they’re producing The Sopranos for daytime, but I don’t remember a semi-respectable young doctor thanking Tony for helping her get to the alter. In fact, not only would Tony sleep with this young doctor but he’d probably have Christopher and Paulie rough up her fiancee. Oh and this would all happen at a strip club instead of The Metro Court.
I don’t know why Anthony Geary doesn’t hang em up because Luke has been nothing but a buffoon in the past few years. I find him downright unwatchable. It makes me sad.
And then I come home from Tallahassee and watch wacky hijinks in a drug plane. It starting to smell like Sweeps!
Yep! Those noises Tracy was making were inhuman and upset my cats. I just watched in horror. Why do they make two great actors act like such raging morons? Why do they agree to do it?