Hell has frozen over: Ashlee Simpson is on Melrose Place.
My friend, JMT, said it best when he texted: “Not as revolting as Mischa (Barton), but still bad idea jeans? Let’s be honest…do we really want to see her in the pool or at Shooters?” No, no we don’t. I also don’t want to see her a) onstage at a strip club as “Jungle Jane”, b) getting shaken down by Kristian Alfonso and/or c) being kidnapped and taken to Vegas by her sister’s fiancee…and liking it.
Also, what’s up with Heather Locklear “this close” to signing on board? Don’t get me wrong, I love Heather, but how are they going to reconcile Amanda still kicking it at Melrose? First of all, she’s supposed to be hiding out on some deserted island making babies with Dr. Peter Burns, but why on earth would she be hanging out with this group of losers? It was barely believable that a whip smart character like Amanda would be at Melrose in the first place…but I write that off on her being horny and having exceptionally bad taste in men. Plus, I’ve seen the Brenda Walsh character assassination as it’s played out on 90210 this season. I don’t need to see another massacre.
Oh and is it any coincidence that this news comes on the heels that sister, Jessica can fit into her Daisy Dukes again? It’s a banner day for Joe Simpson.
[...] you just see it? Sydney busting up a late night rendezvous in the pool: “Have some respect, Character Played by Ashlee Simpson! Brooke died in that pool!” Or Michael downing a beer with his sad sack, lovelorn son [...]