Comments on: I’m not dead, I was just buying real estate

By: hwhhy

hwhhy — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:58:35 +0000

Oh, no! She’ll never make it back to the beach house (or Don Cuco’s in the Valley) if she’s under house arrest!

By: iridescentglitter

iridescentglitter — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:02:22 +0000

Or I like to think she makes a shank out of a toothbrush, Reese Witherspoon in Freeway-style. I had a horrible thought…what if she has to wear an ankle bracelet and can’t stray past Fairfax?

By: hwhhy

hwhhy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:16:55 +0000

Instead of throwing a chair, I bet Sydney makes a cocktail of cell toilet corn mash liquor and throws it in someone’s face. I’m guessing it doesn’t work. Cut to Syd tied down as the prostitute from the Models Inc. finale tells her, “You’re in hooker hell, baby…”

By: brandi11

brandi11 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:24:34 +0000

I read on EW.com that Sydney was allegedly in a women’s prison. Reminds me of a certain Anderson Cooper interview…

By: hwhhy

hwhhy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:23:01 +0000

Not only are the Bad Idea Jeans off the shelf at Mancini Deeeesigns, but now we actually have to wear them. (Hopefully with the strategic ass-rip that was prominantly featured on the faceless denizen from one version of the opening credits.)
“Nanny, why does a former bartender/hooker/madame/Deeeesign partner/receptionist/vehicular-homicide-bride own the building now?”

This is a disaster. But I shan’t look away.