What’s more unbelievable: Naomi and Annie’s “friendship”, Ethan and Liam’s “bromance” or the fact that Donna Martin can successfully close on a retail space and throw a store opening in two days? For those playing at home, the answer is “all of the above”.
Of course the big question in my household (sadly, a household of one) is that with the cancellation of the The Sarah Conner Chronicles is BAG going to show up next seaon or will he spend his days “working on his music” as Megan Fox likes to tell reporters on the Golden Globes red carpet? Because, let’s be honest, if he doesn’t, I fully expect David to come back looking a lot like Dean McDermott.
I totally forgot to touch on this last week, but how odd is it that little Sammy was conveniently out of the picture visiting Dylan? Honestly, can we even picture Dylan parenting a child? I imagine off key renditions of “Take me out to the ballgame” and potted plant throwing. It’s “Cats in the Cradle” waiting to happen.
Oh and remember when Rob Estes was sexy? Don’t get me wrong, he’s still hot, but singing along with a Billy Big Bass? It was cute when James Gandolfini did it, but five years later, it’s just wrong when Silk Stalkings busts out the high notes.
I’m hoping BAG will take time out of his busy schedule to come back to Beverly Hills long enough to cheat on Donna again in the back of a limo. Oh, and he could also do a repeat of the falling asleep on a park bench and losing Silver routine. Did you also feel a bit cheated that even though Donna and Kelly ended up at a lesbian bar by accident, they didn’t make any reference to the time their friend Steve threw a party and David and Claire invited a bunch of lesbians by accident and then the house caught on fire? Because you would think Kelly might remember that, considering she got burned and eventually joined a cult afterwards.
Right after her Seventeen Magazine photo shoot!