Without any fanfare or buildup whatsoever, Lucky and Liz are back together. I actually thought they were going to make up after General Hospital exploded, but we were dealt the deathblow of Rebecca, her mascara, and her unfortunate, ever-blonder hair. Of course, tequila makes Lucky’s clothes come off and after his inability to seal the deal with Beckers, heads over to Elizabeth’s to get his mack on for the second time of the evening. Really, who makes out with more than one person in one night besides freshmen girls at their first fraternity party?
…why Elizabeth, Nikolas and Rebecca! It’s like Sloppy Seconds Russian Roulette. I’m sorry, but watching Nikolas and Rebecca makes me yearn for the halcyon days of Nik and Nadine. Or Nik and Claudia. Anything but the blonde raccoon wearing a nightgown straight out of the Joan Crawford collection.
And now something completely different: why is Claudia already having pregnancy complications only a week after realizing she’s expecting? Can’t anyone in Port Charles have a normal, healthy pregnancy? I did enjoy Claud snapping at Kelly Lee though. There’s just something about Kelly that rubs me the wrong way. I’m not sure if it was the “out of left field sex addiction” or her lapses in HIPPA law, but I’m not a fan. She makes me miss Laney and her hair extensions.

Hey, you occasionally get to hear Lainey’s name called over the loud speaker at GH, what more do you want?
Yes, L&L part 12832 is a bit ridiculous. No build up whatsoever. Gotta love it. Back to the backburner!
Well at least we’re getting the slow build up with Jason and Sam, which I’m guessing is only because KM is wise to stay away in Las Vegas.
Seriously, what is up with the asian doc? Did I miss something by not watching for the last five years?
Dr. Lee is the OB/GYN, Lainey (does she have a last name) is the Shrink. There were some nurses but they either died or were written out.