But see, Sydney in a wedding dress makes more sense than Sydney owning Melrose Place after being released from prison.

“…He could go any minute…”

I’m guessing that as a wee tot, Adriana would pop into the original Peach Pit between auditions, and came to know Jim Walsh during his ill-advised karaoke kick. This helps explain why the Bad Idea Jeans that was “When the Saints Go Marching In” went over so well at Annie’s “pre-volcano” party.

Now that she’s “erupted” who did she hit? Also, the vodka shown was the only other beverage placement that wasn’t fucking Dr. Pepper–I wanted them to show the brand! It looked like Ciroc, but wasn’t. I would have preferred to know so that I can better plan my next eruption behind the wheel….
Possibilities of the victim:
1. A poor but honest Jew.
2. A USC student.
3. One of the younger Scandlin siblings en route to get a gun license.
4. Candy Spelling.
5. Jamie–Wait, I’m sorry–Bruce. (Really, B.E.E., really?!)
6. Ian Zeiring’s career.
7. Sydney in a wedding dress.
8. Nicolette Sheridan walking off a Casa Vega bender.
9. Annie from the past. “WAAAAAAALT!”

Possibilities of the Mercedes witness:
1. Brandon.
2. Steve.
3. Those Valley sluts who stole Steve’s car on that double date.
4. Burt Reynolds.