Isn’t it about time that the kindly 7 Dwarfs (or really, just Lucas) put Chloe in a glass coffin and just be done with her? She is so totally throwing down that slutty, Snow White vibe and Kate is totally the Wicked Queen…costumed by Prince. I’m so over the Chloe/Daniel non-romance. Daniel only likes her because she owns every dress from the Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bra Top collection and spends most of her time in the hospital. He may dream of a normal life, but he’ll leave her for the next, doe-eyed comatose girl that rolls into the E.R., mark my words.
In other news, sometimes I like to imagine how pissed off Dee Hall is when she tunes into see “The Mia Chronicles”. Seriously, do teenagers even enjoy this? Or are they too into the lameass Stephanie Johnson saga? Now I admit to liking her and Phillip–mostly because I enjoy Phillip–but how boring is she? And why was she wearing a wifebeater and jeans to a job interview–a job interview that actually led to a successful job offer? I bet she doesn’t even have a Linkedin profile.
And why are they filming Kate’s ridiculous cooking show in Maggie Horton’s kitchen?

Hee…you’ve summed up this show and I really don’t have any more to add. I barely pay attention anymore. It’s on right now and all I know is Mia is starting a journal (so she can chronicle the chronicles!) and Sami’s AC went out. This is compelling soap? Really? Oh…well naturally, Rafe had to take his shirt off to fix the AC, therefore it is a wonderful plot point. Ridiculous show.