Yeah, it’s official, there are no plans for ShanDo to return, so I don’t know how long I can do this. A Caban~na can only get so clean….

Will Total Bastard Ken (of the previously seen bumper sticker) make a suitable blackmailer of Annie? I say nay nay.

And where is Naomi’s trust fund stealing sister? If she cashed out, gave up, and went to Key West, I will be very disappointed.

And I hate the new opening. Fuck off, Entertainment Weekly. You don’t speak for me.