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“Have you met my dragon?”

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »

You know, I’m grateful that the dear folk at 90210saved us an overwrought and overlong labor and delivery scene, instead giving us the “Post Labor Vision Quest by Brenda Walsh”.  I’ll admit it; this was probably the best episode yet, but there was still some definite WTF-moments.  Let’s count them out: Brenda, dressed as Cleopatra [...]

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Of Proms and White Leather Couches

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Even horrible shows can have bright moments and last night’s 90210 may have been the best we’re ever going to get.   Maybe it’s because I love prom shows or white leather couches or hell, I may actually be excited that Jen is the closest character we’re ever going to get to Blair from Less Than Zero [...]

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It’s my bachelorette party and I’ll take pills if I want to

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Whenever I get really upset about just how crappy the new 90210 is, I think back that the original show wasn’t that fantastic in its first season either.  Old school Beverly Hills 90210 was cheesy and corny and practically sponsored by Bongo Jeans, but it was earnest and sincere.  Plus we got the genius sleepover [...]

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Baby Love

Posted in 90210 memories, Dancing with the Stars, New 90210 on April 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I apologize for taking so long in posting my thoughts on 90210 but honestly, I can’t even recall what happened.  Is it possible that I blocked it all out?  I think I was too upset about Melissa’s injury on DwTS to care about anything else.  Oh and while we’re on that topic, why is there [...]

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For the love of Donna Martin

Posted in 90210 memories, Delusions of Grandeur, New 90210 on April 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »

God love Tori Spelling but that was a painful 42 minutes of television.  No matter how many old school characters come back this show is still awful.  I don’t want to brag, but I feel like I wrote more realistic dialogue for my 5th Grade Variety Show.  I guess we should begin with the return [...]

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Oh Jackie!

Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans on April 8, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I’m not going to lie to you: I’ve grown to love proverbial cougar, Jackie Taylor’s backslide to depraved alcoholic.  Honestly, it’s the best non-Shannen Doherty thing about the abomination that is 90210.  She’s Sue Ellen Ewing for the New Millennium.  And she’s 1000x more entertaining than either one of her daughters. Oh and Annie? Good [...]

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Adriana’s Choice

Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on February 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Let it be known that I still hate this show but I’m trying to get to the Donna Martin episodes. As always, a list of my grievances: Why do we only use half the cast in a given episode?  MIA tonight: Mr. Matthews, Kelly, Lucille Bluth, and Naomi’s Crazy Eyes Mother and Sexaholic Father.  I’m [...]

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West Beverly High Doesn’t Revolve Around Kelly Taylor

Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on January 21, 2009 | 3 Comments »

…at least according to Mr. Matthews.  Snap! Let’s talk about Miss Taylor for a few minutes, shall we? Do guidance counselors at high schools outside of the 90210 zip code sport the latest fashions from bebe?  Kelly looks good and all, but I find her wardrobe a little much for school, even if she is in [...]

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Sleepover Friends

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210, Nostalgia on November 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »

I apologize for taking so long to write about 90210, I am sure you all were on pins and needles.  I mean, Silver hosts a slumber party…that just screams excitement, right?  Actually, when I heard there was going to be a slumber party, I thought of Original 90210′sFirst Season Slumber Party.  You know, where Donna [...]

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“It was like in 7th Grade when you got that sitcom…”*

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on October 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »

* If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I could buy campaign face time on three major networks. This week on 90210, the kids went to Homecoming while I folded my laundry.  Oh and Silver got her wisdom teeth taken out by a dentist that wasn’t Mel.  Sadly, this [...]

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