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Crashtina Davis Corinthos

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, General Hospital on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Ladies and Gentlemen, if a car crashes in the woods and Jason isn’t around to save anyone…did it really happen? My God, how long (and filled with gratuitously-bad CGI) was that car sequence? And why does Port Charles, NY look suspiciously look like Laurel Canyon? There are so many things that I don’t understand about [...]

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Bachelorettes and Birds without Legs

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, The Bachelor on July 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Espana! It it were possible to ruin the romantic idea of Spain leave it to Jillian and her band of merry fools.  It’s no secret that I’ve always wanted to go there but it my choices were with a guy whose mother clearly hated me; another guy whose various neuroses made Woody Allen look calm [...]

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Ask me about power voting for Melissa

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Dancing with the Stars, What the... on May 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Yeah, I used three email addresses to vote for Melissa.  And I’ve been trying to call in for the past 17 minutes.  I’m not proud, but I have to show some love to the woman who brought Kitty Carter to the Dancing With the Stars table.  While I hope my voting is not in vain, [...]

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Oh Jackie!

Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans on April 8, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I’m not going to lie to you: I’ve grown to love proverbial cougar, Jackie Taylor’s backslide to depraved alcoholic.  Honestly, it’s the best non-Shannen Doherty thing about the abomination that is 90210.  She’s Sue Ellen Ewing for the New Millennium.  And she’s 1000x more entertaining than either one of her daughters. Oh and Annie? Good [...]

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I’m not dead, I was just buying real estate

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Melrose Memories, The Horror, Things I disagree with on April 6, 2009 | 5 Comments »

What follows is the actual transcript of my texting session with JMTIV: Me (waking JMTIV up because I am three hours ahead of him): Breaking news! Laura Leighton in at Melrose Place. JMTIV (hours later):  Now we have to watch. (editor’s note: Earlier this year we vowed not to watch, a decision we felt really [...]

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We get it, Ethan’s a con artist!

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Delusions of Grandeur, General Hospital on April 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Seriously, he’s been on the show for a month now and he’s conning his way through Port Charles.  Maybe I don’t have a sense of humor (doubtful) but I don’t find Ethan stealing petty cash from a third rate fashion magazine funny.  Nor do I enjoy watching Luke and Tracy lower themselves (even further) by [...]

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Alithun, I love you. I miss you when you’re not around.

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Melrose Memories, Things that scare me on March 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Hell has frozen over: Ashlee Simpson is on Melrose Place. My friend, JMT, said it best when he texted: “Not as revolting as Mischa (Barton), but still bad idea jeans? Let’s be honest…do we really want to see her in the pool or at Shooters?”  No, no we don’t.  I also don’t want to see her a) [...]

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How do you solve a problem like Melanie?

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Days of Our Lives on February 15, 2009 | 3 Comments »

It’s really hard to be a Days of Our Lives  fan these days.  Even though the show only has like ten characters and time moves slower than molasses, I can’t seem to keep up with this show.  Really why I should I?  Veterans are made paraplegics and shipped off to Switzerland, women carry pillow babies [...]

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Valentine’s Day is for girls who live in hotels and the bartenders who flirt with them

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on February 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I apologize for not writing this sooner as I am sure everyone is on pins and needles for the latest happenings on 90210, or as I like to call it: “The most watercooler-worthy television show of all time”. Anyway it’s Valentine’s Day and as the kids are too young to be cynical, seem to actually [...]

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Adriana’s Choice

Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on February 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Let it be known that I still hate this show but I’m trying to get to the Donna Martin episodes. As always, a list of my grievances: Why do we only use half the cast in a given episode?  MIA tonight: Mr. Matthews, Kelly, Lucille Bluth, and Naomi’s Crazy Eyes Mother and Sexaholic Father.  I’m [...]

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