Just a Simple Girl with a Dream

When last we left America’s Sweethearts, Kitty Carter and her multi-colored hair wrecked havoc in the dance studio, Loni was still pretty but still couldn’t kick, Melissa was recovering from mono and reprimanded, the girls visited a high price Dallas salon, and Julia 2.0 was cut and returned to her safehaven in Taos, New Mexico. [...]

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Previously, some of the girls were selected based on looks as opposed to dancing ability and the kickline suffered, there was a ridiculous “fitness exercise”, and Victoria was cut. We enter the fifth week of training camp.  Fifth week!  Can you imagine if you were one of those girls like Loni who moved to Dallas [...]

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When we last saw the DCC, the training camp candidates put on their bathing suits and sat in an egg-shaped tanning bed body fat percentage bod pod, Kelli assigned Big Sisters, Jay reached Dr. Phil-levels of pompousness, Loni is pretty but can’t dance, and Victoria was told that she needed to tone up. Practice time.  [...]

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When last we left off, Kitty Carter warned everyone the dangers of showing one’s “cash and prizes”, Condoleeza Jones announced that he (or she) would not be seeking the “title” of President, and Kelli Finglass assembled her training camp squad.  We begin with an introductory meeting where Kelli walks up to a podium overlooking a college [...]

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In Kitty Carter’s Dance Factory where we lay our scene, the DCC hopefuls are rehearsing their “solo talent” for the final audition under the eponymous Kitty’s tutelage.  According to Julia 2.0 (now with blonder, more flat-ironed hair!), Kitty is a “very colorful dance teacher”. Riiiiggghhht.  Well her hair is colorful, I’ll give her that.  It [...]

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