God love Tori Spelling but that was a painful 42 minutes of television. No matter how many old school characters come back this show is still awful. I don’t want to brag, but I feel like I wrote more realistic dialogue for my 5th Grade Variety Show. I guess we should begin with the return [...]
Archive for the ‘Delusions of Grandeur’ Category
For the love of Donna Martin
Posted in 90210 memories, Delusions of Grandeur, New 90210 on April 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
We get it, Ethan’s a con artist!
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Delusions of Grandeur, General Hospital on April 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Seriously, he’s been on the show for a month now and he’s conning his way through Port Charles. Maybe I don’t have a sense of humor (doubtful) but I don’t find Ethan stealing petty cash from a third rate fashion magazine funny. Nor do I enjoy watching Luke and Tracy lower themselves (even further) by [...]
Candygram
Posted in Current Events, Delusions of Grandeur, Tori and Dean on March 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Was anyone else tricked into DVRing 20/20 last night to see Candy Spelling unleash the family secrets? Earlier in the week, I read a quick review of her new book, Storiesfrom Candyland on EW.com and was sorely disappointed…but not as disappointed as I was this morning when I watched the interview. If nothing else, though, I [...]
We’re gonna need a bigger gondola
Posted in College Football, Current Events, Delusions of Grandeur, Genius Ideas on January 5, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So I’m flipping back and forth between the Fiesta Bowl (oh and what a Fiesta it isn’t) and a Lost Marathon on Sci-Fi. First things first, I very rarely watch Lost in reruns yet I also seem to turn in for an old-fashioned Buckeyes Choke…why is that? Real quick Longhorns thought: not a fan of [...]
Butt that was horrible
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Dancing with the Stars, Delusions of Grandeur on September 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Breaking news! I just watched Kim Kardashian dance to “Baby Got Back” on Dancing with the Stars. My first thought: she has a sense of humor about herself (or more likely, the Producers do). Second thought: Mark Ballas still bothers me. Third thought: Kim has totally copied Paris Hilton’s “I’m really just a sweet girl [...]
