I think one of the greatest jobs ever is that of Soap Opera Writer. Not even Head Writer, mind you, just Soap Opera Writer in general. Just think of it: you can write virtually anything and it can be devoid of any realism, Earth logic, or common sense. Plus if the storyline doesn’t go over [...]
Archive for the ‘Dynasty’ Category
Tony Dimera and the Sword of Destiny
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Dynasty, Illusions on August 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
There’s About to be a Girlfight!
Posted in Dynasty, General Hospital on July 25, 2007 | 2 Comments »
During today’s catfight between Sam and Carly, do you think they heeded Joan Collins’s advice for stagefighting? I also thought it was great that Mac decided to wear his sportiest police picnic wear to search Jason’s penthouse…like five years after Jason allegedly killed Alcazar. A little slow on the uptake, huh Port Charles P.D.? And [...]
Boys Will be Boys
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Dynasty, Nostalgia, Uncategorized on July 19, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Remember when I was talking about Dynasty and Steven Carrington and the best scene ever? Well check this out! This is so awesomely bad I can barely type. I love how it starts out through like a porthole. Where is this gym? A submarine? It just kills me that Steven busts up in there in [...]
Survivor: Dimera Island
Posted in Beckham, Days of Our Lives, Dynasty, Mixed Denims on July 19, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I totally love Anna Dimera. She almost makes up for the lack of Kristen Blake. Anyone that shows up unannounced to spoil John and Marlena’s sixty-fifth honeymoon is aces in my book. Bonus: Claiming that she’s “dying of thirst” while reaching for the Dom. (There would be extra bonus points if Gordon Thompson was involved.) [...]
Forever Krystal
Posted in Beckham, Dynasty, Nostalgia on July 15, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So this made me feel 35% better today. I love Joan Collins, she’s the best. I just find it so refreshing that she tells it like it is to the British Tabloids, no less! By the way, I love the British Tabloids. I used to read them all the time in college which is why [...]
(Everyday) Heroes
Posted in Clothes I would get married in, Dynasty, Moldavia, Nostalgia on July 13, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So I don’t watch Heroes, but Entertainment Weekly pimps it like Criss Angel with the Luxor, so I know a little about it. I was flipping through the paper (US Weekly) and I see the girl that played Lizzie on Guiding Light with Jack Coleman. Does it freak you out that I referred to Hayden [...]
