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I think one of the greatest jobs ever is that of Soap Opera Writer.  Not even Head Writer, mind you, just Soap Opera Writer in general.  Just think of it: you can write virtually anything and it can be devoid of any realism, Earth logic, or common sense.  Plus if the storyline doesn’t go over [...]

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During today’s catfight between Sam and Carly, do you think they heeded Joan Collins’s advice for stagefighting?  I also thought it was great that Mac decided to wear his sportiest police picnic wear to search Jason’s penthouse…like five years after Jason allegedly killed Alcazar.  A little slow on the uptake, huh Port Charles P.D.?  And [...]

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Remember when I was talking about Dynasty and Steven Carrington and the best scene ever?  Well check this out!  This is so awesomely bad I can barely type.  I love how it starts out through like a porthole.  Where is this gym? A submarine?  It just kills me that Steven busts up in there in [...]

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I totally love Anna Dimera.  She almost makes up for the lack of Kristen Blake.  Anyone that shows up unannounced to spoil John and Marlena’s sixty-fifth honeymoon is aces in my book.  Bonus: Claiming that she’s “dying of thirst” while reaching for the Dom.  (There would be extra bonus points if Gordon Thompson was involved.) [...]

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Forever Krystal

So this made me feel 35% better today. I love Joan Collins, she’s the best.  I just find it so refreshing that she tells it like it is to the British Tabloids, no less!  By the way, I love the British Tabloids.  I used to read them all the time in college which is why [...]

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So I don’t watch Heroes, but Entertainment Weekly pimps it like Criss Angel with the Luxor, so I know a little about it.  I was flipping through the paper (US Weekly) and I see the girl that played Lizzie on Guiding Light with Jack Coleman.  Does it freak you out that I referred to Hayden [...]

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