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Mob Baby

Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on April 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I think the only thing that could make the “Claudia tries to get pregnant by Sonny to save her life” subplot more ridiculous is if Claudia, did indeed become pregnant (which she will) and we were treated to Bruce Willis as the voice of her unborn baby.  Laugh now, but you know if this were [...]

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General Anvils

Posted in General Hospital on April 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »

So a new mother comes into Mercy Hospital with head trauma after driving her car into an underpass (or something).  Patrick and Liz look over her chart and discover that she has no pre-existing conditions.  So Patrick goes all House on us, trying to figure out what could possibly be the matter with this patient.  [...]

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We get it, Ethan’s a con artist!

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Delusions of Grandeur, General Hospital on April 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Seriously, he’s been on the show for a month now and he’s conning his way through Port Charles.  Maybe I don’t have a sense of humor (doubtful) but I don’t find Ethan stealing petty cash from a third rate fashion magazine funny.  Nor do I enjoy watching Luke and Tracy lower themselves (even further) by [...]

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For the love of Spinelli

Posted in General Hospital on March 22, 2009 | 3 Comments »

How messed up is the Bromance between Jason and Spinelli? Isn’t Sonny supposed to be Jason’s BFF?  Isn’t that what we as loyal viewers have been treated to year after year?  The women may come and go–Brenda, Carly, Sam, Liz, etc.–but the bond between Sonny and Jason is golden.  That is until a newer, younger [...]

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The No Spin Zone

Posted in General Hospital on March 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I can’t take it anymore!  The Spinelli and Maxie Amateur Non-Comedy Hour Featuring Agent Winifred has to end immediately.  Even Special Guest Stars Jason, Sam and Sam’s fierce ponytail aren’t doing it for me.  At this point I’m not even sure what’s going on anymore.  I guess that Spinelli went to LA to run from [...]

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My son is in a coma but let’s throw a party!

Posted in General Hospital, Things I disagree with on March 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »

There are so many things on General Hospital that don’t make sense right now, I’m really not sure where to start.  Luckily for all of us, I’ve made a list: There is no General Hospital.  What was the point of setting fire to GH (allegedly so they could build a new hospital set) only to [...]

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And my name ain’t Emily, It’s Rebecca, Miss Shaw if you’re nasty

Posted in General Hospital, Unjustified Outrage on March 5, 2009 | 4 Comments »

If you’re just joining us: Rebecca still hates Nikolas, Michael is still in a coma, and Ethan is still toothy. We’ll start with Rebecca.  Despite her generally unpleasant demeanor and tendency to wear more eye makeup than Richard Alpert, Rebecca remains a lightning rod for the town of Port Charles.  Nikolas is virtually stalking her [...]

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The (alternate) life and death of Maxie and Jones

Posted in General Hospital, What the... on February 25, 2009 | 7 Comments »

If there’s one thing General Hospital does poorly it’s big, dramatic sweeps stunts.  If there’s a second thing General Hospital does poorly it’s slow motion montages set to “dramatic” music.  If there’s a third thing General Hospital does poorly it’s alternate reality dream sequences.  Today’s victim: Maxie Jones. For those of you keeping score, Maxie [...]

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General Product Placement Hospital

Posted in General Hospital on February 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Wow, I thought 90210 was bad with the gratuitous cans of Dr. Pepper but General Hospital took it a whole new level last week.  I’m not begrudging a “heart healthy lifestyle” but when you have Spinelli clutching a 2 liter of V-8 like it’s his long, lost teddy bear, I may or may not want [...]

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Luke fiddled while General Hospital burned

Posted in General Hospital, Unjustified Outrage on February 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Does it bother anyone else that Luke’s children were trapped in a burning hospital and he was too busy playing playground games in jail with Toothy McOutback?  And what’s with Ethan anyway?  Every time he comes on screen I want to order a Bloomin’ Onion from Curbside Takout and then brush my teeth.  A lot. [...]

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