Here are all the things I haven’t had the time to say this week: The Nip/TuckSeason Finale was a little bit of a letdown. Sure, Teddy’s a psycho, but who didn’t see that one coming? It’s like every female character on this show is a pyscho or they’re Liz or Nurse Linda. I guess after [...]
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Less than Christmas
Posted in Bret Easton Ellis, Holiday Ideas, Los Angeles on December 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »
A few days ago, I spoke about how most of my Christmas lessons were learned from Aaron Spelling. The others were gleamed from Bret Easton Ellis. His Less Than Zero was A Christmas Carol for a generation that would rather do coke than eat gruel. While I have my qualms with the film adaptation of [...]
What the hell?
Posted in Illusions, Los Angeles, Reality Shows on August 1, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Let me set up the scene: I’m not feeling well, I didn’t have the best week at work, my computer issues are all over the map and the only prescription is bad Reality TV. First up: Criss Angel: Mindfreak. I’ve said it before, but I enjoy watching Mindfreak. Now this isn’t something I tell everyone [...]
House hunting with Tori and Dean
Posted in 90210 memories, Los Angeles, Reality Shows, Tori and Dean on July 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Since I am obsessed with shopping for real estate, I wish Tori Spelling’s reality show would do a whole season where she looks for a home. I’m really upset that they’ve found their dream home in only the third episode. Los Angeles is so massive, they could have devoted an entire episode for looking in [...]
Go West
Posted in Los Angeles, Nip/Tuck on January 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Seriously, what is the deal with the great Florida to California (sometimes via New York) migration on Nip/Tuck? Was Jim Morrison right? Is the West the best? (Get here and we’ll do the rest.) I know Sean moved to LA because he was attempting to start over (as opposed to just giving up which means [...]
Nip/Tuck: Hooray for Hollywood!
Posted in Los Angeles, Nip/Tuck on November 3, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So I think I was totally wrong about the whole shark-jumping. I think this move to LA could really be a good thing for the boys of McNamera/Troy. First of all, this shows just how comfortable the boys were in Miami. Granted, Miami was not always good to the boys: drug lords, serial slashers, organ [...]
Next time, try PowerPoint
Posted in Los Angeles, Reality Shows on October 31, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Sometimes I like to think how vastly different my life would be if MTV decided to follow around people at my high school. Perhaps then I, much like Lauren Conrad, would have been granted my own spinoff wherein I could live in a fabulous apartment and intern at Teen Vogue. Sadly, I, much like Frank Sinatra, had to [...]
Under the Knife: Nip/Tuck Season 5 Preview
Posted in Los Angeles, Nip/Tuck on October 27, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If you have visited this site on more than one occasion, you are aware that I am not exactly an elitist when it comes to television shows. Now that Making the Team: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is winding down I need to pick up a new show to write about. I decided on Nip/Tuck for the [...]
What Would Belle Black Do?
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Days of Our Lives, Los Angeles on September 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Here’s the latest celebrity DUI: I will admit that when I first saw the headline “Days of Our Lives Star Busted for DUI”, I did not think of Kristen Storms a) because she hasn’t been on Days in years and b) well, if anyone on Days was going to get a DUI, I never would [...]
The Bizzarro Sonny
Posted in General Hospital, Genius Ideas, Los Angeles, Shows that I would like to see on August 30, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Let’s say I am a mob boss legitimate businessman living in New York City. If I wanted to expand my territory legitimate business enterprises, the smart play would be for me to move into Port Charles, would it not? What “cover” do you think Anthony Zacchara will use when he shows up? I hope that he [...]
