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Last time, the girls chosen at auditions gathered at Valley Ranch for orientaion, the Uniform stole the show as the unforgiving monster that ruins girls’ hopes and dreams, and Jay jumped on the Body Fat High Horse.  Kelli opens the show by talking about how difficult the beginning of training camp is.  The good news is that [...]

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Last time, hundreds of hopefuls arrived at Texas Stadium looking for their chance to talk to Miss United Statesspend their summer on pins and needles wondering if they’ll make the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad.  Kelli begins by saying that the first day of training camp is “overwhelming”.  She’s correct, but I would have added: “tedious”, “ridiculous” [...]

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It’s only early January and my year has already been made by a marathon of classic Making the Team episodes.  Up first: The first season premiere wherein we meet Kelli, Judy, Natalie, Julia 2.0, Candace Carr and Brooke among others.  Join me now for a trip down memory lane! Let me start be saying that [...]

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Last time, auditions for the 2006 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Squad began, Veronica drove all the way from Texas, Tiffany took wood shop, Tomoko needed to make the squad so she could keep her Visa and Aubrey went to Dillards. We begin with more interviews.  Sandy interviews Lauren and takes her to task for not smiling [...]

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Last time on Making the Team: Kelli scheduled a photo shoot wherein the candidates put on their uniforms and posed on furniture, the girls were offered “a chance of a lifetime” to tandem skydive with the Golden Knights, and Nina was sent home in the most shocking rose ceremony yet. It’s the season finale!  I [...]

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Let me start off by saying that I am originally from Florida, born and raised; a Native if you will.  Therefore, I remember the Bucs of yesteryear.  The Orange and White, The Sombrero, the losing streaks. In elementary school, it was an insult to call some one a Buccaneer. Then sometime in the Nineties all [...]

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Previously on Making the Squad, the candidates participated in dance clinics to prepare for final auditions, Elle Woods was cut, Dorie was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, Brandi was the most popular elementary school teacher in South Florida, and final auditions were held in front of an Orange Julius at the mall. We start off back [...]

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When last we left America’s Sweethearts, Kitty Carter and her multi-colored hair wrecked havoc in the dance studio, Loni was still pretty but still couldn’t kick, Melissa was recovering from mono and reprimanded, the girls visited a high price Dallas salon, and Julia 2.0 was cut and returned to her safehaven in Taos, New Mexico. [...]

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Previously on The Most Important Show Ever, the candidates spent an obscene amount of time at a Hilton Hotel attending an etiquette class and participating in a pointless Boot Camp exercise, Loni–while pretty–cannot kick, the Rookies were fit for their uniforms, Kelli wore an unflattering house dress, and Brittany was cut. Tonight we begin with [...]

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Last time on Making the Squad: Dorie was ready to pass the baton to her protege, Heather, the first rounds of tryouts were held, Esther went to Publix, Elle Woods returned for her second season a few pounds heavier, and Jeannie really, really wanted to make the team. The 82 girls selected from try-outs convene [...]

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