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Beverly Hills Beach Club Blanket Bingo

Posted in New 90210 on September 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Aaannd I’m back!  Just call me Lost because I took an extended vacation.  And just like the not-quite-teenagers of 90210, I’m back in session…or something.  So my good friend JMTIV and I swore that we were only going to watch 90210 for one year and yet, here it is Season 2 and we’re both in [...]

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“Have you met my dragon?”

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »

You know, I’m grateful that the dear folk at 90210saved us an overwrought and overlong labor and delivery scene, instead giving us the “Post Labor Vision Quest by Brenda Walsh”.  I’ll admit it; this was probably the best episode yet, but there was still some definite WTF-moments.  Let’s count them out: Brenda, dressed as Cleopatra [...]

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Of Proms and White Leather Couches

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Even horrible shows can have bright moments and last night’s 90210 may have been the best we’re ever going to get.   Maybe it’s because I love prom shows or white leather couches or hell, I may actually be excited that Jen is the closest character we’re ever going to get to Blair from Less Than Zero [...]

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It’s my bachelorette party and I’ll take pills if I want to

Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on May 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Whenever I get really upset about just how crappy the new 90210 is, I think back that the original show wasn’t that fantastic in its first season either.  Old school Beverly Hills 90210 was cheesy and corny and practically sponsored by Bongo Jeans, but it was earnest and sincere.  Plus we got the genius sleepover [...]

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Baby Love

Posted in 90210 memories, Dancing with the Stars, New 90210 on April 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I apologize for taking so long in posting my thoughts on 90210 but honestly, I can’t even recall what happened.  Is it possible that I blocked it all out?  I think I was too upset about Melissa’s injury on DwTS to care about anything else.  Oh and while we’re on that topic, why is there [...]

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She’s huge in Japan

Posted in New 90210 on April 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »

What’s more unbelievable: Naomi and Annie’s “friendship”, Ethan and Liam’s “bromance” or the fact that Donna Martin can successfully close on a retail space and throw a store opening in two days?  For those playing at home, the answer is “all of the above”. Of course the big question in my household (sadly, a household [...]

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For the love of Donna Martin

Posted in 90210 memories, Delusions of Grandeur, New 90210 on April 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »

God love Tori Spelling but that was a painful 42 minutes of television.  No matter how many old school characters come back this show is still awful.  I don’t want to brag, but I feel like I wrote more realistic dialogue for my 5th Grade Variety Show.  I guess we should begin with the return [...]

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Dragging down my Tuesday nights

Posted in New 90210, What the... on April 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I won’t lie to you: I didn’t miss 90210 during the hiatus.  In fact, I didn’t even remember that it was returning last night until I looked at my DVR to watch Dancing with the Stars.   Allegedly, last night’s installment ushered in the Rebecca Rand Kirshner Sinclair (excellent soap opera name) regime change, but to [...]

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Say it Ain’t so, ShanDo!

Posted in New 90210 on March 13, 2009 | 3 Comments »

As much as I love Shannen Doherty, I’d rather watch her punk sci-fi geeks or break up with bad boyfriends than return to 90210. Time has not been kind to Brenda Walsh.  She looks harder, she’s clumsier, she pulled an Aniston by sleeping with an emotionally unavailable younger man, and she’s apparently barren.   Seriously is she not [...]

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Valentine’s Day is for girls who live in hotels and the bartenders who flirt with them

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on February 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I apologize for not writing this sooner as I am sure everyone is on pins and needles for the latest happenings on 90210, or as I like to call it: “The most watercooler-worthy television show of all time”. Anyway it’s Valentine’s Day and as the kids are too young to be cynical, seem to actually [...]

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