Let it be known that I still hate this show but I’m trying to get to the Donna Martin episodes. As always, a list of my grievances: Why do we only use half the cast in a given episode? MIA tonight: Mr. Matthews, Kelly, Lucille Bluth, and Naomi’s Crazy Eyes Mother and Sexaholic Father. I’m [...]
Archive for the ‘New 90210’ Category
Adriana’s Choice
Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on February 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »
West Beverly High Doesn’t Revolve Around Kelly Taylor
Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on January 21, 2009 | 3 Comments »
…at least according to Mr. Matthews. Snap! Let’s talk about Miss Taylor for a few minutes, shall we? Do guidance counselors at high schools outside of the 90210 zip code sport the latest fashions from bebe? Kelly looks good and all, but I find her wardrobe a little much for school, even if she is in [...]
Baby Mama Drama
Posted in New 90210 on January 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Every week, the good folks at 90210 manage to lower the bar in terms of quality and this week’s episode was just more of the same. Annie and Ethan are Southern California’s dorkiest couple, Silver is treating Dixon like Kelly treated Valerie, and Lucille Bluth is off to a better place…the East Coast where she’s [...]
Silk Stalkings you are not the father!
Posted in New 90210 on January 6, 2009 | 7 Comments »
This show is horrible. And yet I watch every week. Why? The once fierce and independent Brenda Walsh has been reduced to tantrums and lounging around her home in shorts. I barely know this character anymore! I mean, I thought we saw the old Brenda at Adriana’s Rehab Day, rocking the vest and the “take [...]
Marginally better than Scott Scanlon’s Birthday
Posted in New 90210 on November 12, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Original BH 90210 knew how to write good birthdays: Kelly’s 18th birthday party where she passed out on the floor of the Peach Pit after eating a mouthful of potato salad, Scott Scanlon’s cowboy party complete with Brenda Walsh electric sliding and every Christmas episode wherein a pitiful Donna would remind everyone that it wasn’t [...]
Sleepover Friends
Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210, Nostalgia on November 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I apologize for taking so long to write about 90210, I am sure you all were on pins and needles. I mean, Silver hosts a slumber party…that just screams excitement, right? Actually, when I heard there was going to be a slumber party, I thought of Original 90210′sFirst Season Slumber Party. You know, where Donna [...]
“It was like in 7th Grade when you got that sitcom…”*
Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210 on October 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
* If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I could buy campaign face time on three major networks. This week on 90210, the kids went to Homecoming while I folded my laundry. Oh and Silver got her wisdom teeth taken out by a dentist that wasn’t Mel. Sadly, this [...]
Mama who bored me
Posted in Current Events, New 90210 on October 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My God, does 90210 kill everything that crosses its path?
Just say 9021-No
Posted in 90210 memories, Bad Idea Jeans, New 90210 on October 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
This show, my God. Silk Stalkings is setting up drug busts, Annie and Ethan are parenting a fake baby, Naomi’s taking the fall for Adriana’s coke possession, and everyone in Beverly Hills is watching Psycho at a cemetery. I’ll admit it: I missed Kelly and her somewhat, inappropriate tops for a high school guidance counselor. [...]
Not your mother’s (mother/daughter) high school fashion show
Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210, Nostalgia, Shows that I would like to see on September 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So 90210sucks but I’ve set a season pass for it and continue to blog about it. At the most, I know now that Donna has a baby, Brenda is a somewhat successful actress with a T-Mobile cell phone plan, Kelly and Dylan conceived a child, and Brandon apparently is in Belize and has a family. [...]
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