Just a Simple Girl with a Dream

As my fellow Seminole alum Jim Morrison would say “This is the end”…of Making the Team Season 3. I hope I’m not the only who felt this season was lackluster, I mean, we didn’t even get an Etiquette Class out of this cycle.  How will I ever know how to properly crack crab legs? I’m [...]

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Last week, Kitty Carter made another apperanance, Jay organized a cringe-worthy flag football game involving actual Cowboys, and we had a second, consecutive double elimination. So the show opens with a photo shoot and I immediately wish that I was watching Models, Inc. instead of this show. (Sidenote: I loved the opening for Models, Inc, especially [...]

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When we last left off, Kitty Carter held a small clinic for the girls who were at risk, it was “makeover time” even though most of the girls looked the same, Jay turned his fitness segment into Circus of the Stars and we had the dreaded double elimination. Kitty Carter is in the house for [...]

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Previously, Training Camp began and there were already problems: tests were taken, tests were failed; body fat was measured, and there were a lot of tears.  This episode begins with Kitty coaching the three rookies that were sent to Kelli’s office last week: The Jordans and Kathryn.   Since this season seems less real (and more boring), I [...]

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Last week: Kitty Carter showed up in all of her glory, to the shock of absolutely no one, Judy’s daughter made it into Training Camp, Charlotte gave a short lecture on singular vs. plural, and five Vets were released from the squad. Tonight we begin at Hidden Valley Forge Ranch.  Dressed in business/church wear, the [...]

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Last week: Hundreds of hopefuls auditioned for the opportunity to strut around in cowboy boots and hotpants, Judy’s daughter seemed timid but advanced through semi-finals anyway, Kelli didn’t think that triplets were triple the fun and Jay was only mildy annoying. We begin with America’s answer to Simon Cowell, Kitty Carter, proprietor of Kitty Carter’s [...]

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The best show on television has just returned. That’s right, put on your pantyhose and grab your hot pants, it’s time for the return of (the sadly Emmy-not nominated) Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team! Even though in reality we’re into October, we begin this season last spring, where hundreds of hopefuls congregate in the parking [...]

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