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“You’re going to take the crap I give you and like it” or Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2 Episode 6

Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows, Things I disagree with on October 20, 2007 | 14 Comments »

Previously on The Most Important Show Ever, the candidates spent an obscene amount of time at a Hilton Hotel attending an etiquette class and participating in a pointless Boot Camp exercise, Loni–while pretty–cannot kick, the Rookies were fit for their uniforms, Kelli wore an unflattering house dress, and Brittany was cut. Tonight we begin with [...]

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The Rhythm is Going to Get Them: Miami Dolphins Making the Squad Episode 2

Posted in Dream Careers, Making the Squad, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on October 16, 2007 | 6 Comments »

Last time on Making the Squad: Dorie was ready to pass the baton to her protege, Heather, the first rounds of tryouts were held, Esther went to Publix, Elle Woods returned for her second season a few pounds heavier, and Jeannie really, really wanted to make the team. The 82 girls selected from try-outs convene [...]

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“Never, never, never do we miss a jump split!” or Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2, Episode 5

Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on October 14, 2007 | 8 Comments »

Previously, some of the girls were selected based on looks as opposed to dancing ability and the kickline suffered, there was a ridiculous “fitness exercise”, and Victoria was cut. We enter the fifth week of training camp.  Fifth week!  Can you imagine if you were one of those girls like Loni who moved to Dallas [...]

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Cheering in Vice City: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Making the Squad

Posted in Making the Squad, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on October 9, 2007 | 2 Comments »

Due to the popularity of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team reviews, I decided to recap the NFL Network’s Making the Squad Series.  Since they’re my favorite team, I’m going to start with the Miami Dolphins series first.  If you’ve seen this mini-series, you can definitely pick up on some similarities to the DCC, [...]

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“The Legend Continues” Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2, Episode 4

Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on October 7, 2007 | 4 Comments »

When we last saw the DCC, the training camp candidates put on their bathing suits and sat in an egg-shaped tanning bed body fat percentage bod pod, Kelli assigned Big Sisters, Jay reached Dr. Phil-levels of pompousness, Loni is pretty but can’t dance, and Victoria was told that she needed to tone up. Practice time.  [...]

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“This T-shirt is worth a million bucks” or Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2, Episode 3

Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on September 29, 2007 | 8 Comments »

When last we left off, Kitty Carter warned everyone the dangers of showing one’s “cash and prizes”, Condoleeza Jones announced that he (or she) would not be seeking the “title” of President, and Kelli Finglass assembled her training camp squad.  We begin with an introductory meeting where Kelli walks up to a podium overlooking a college [...]

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“Condoleeza Jones for President” or Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2, Episode 2

Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on September 22, 2007 | 7 Comments »

In Kitty Carter’s Dance Factory where we lay our scene, the DCC hopefuls are rehearsing their “solo talent” for the final audition under the eponymous Kitty’s tutelage.  According to Julia 2.0 (now with blonder, more flat-ironed hair!), Kitty is a “very colorful dance teacher”. Riiiiggghhht.  Well her hair is colorful, I’ll give her that.  It [...]

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“Her kicks aren’t as high as they need to be” or Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team Season 2, Episode 1

Posted in Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on September 18, 2007 | 6 Comments »

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team Season 2 Premiere y’all! How great is this show?  To use an oft-quote phrase this episode, it’s “the total package”: cheerleading, sequins and glitter, and unintentional comedy gold.  It’s Audition Time, which means bad outfits and bad dancing.  We are told that women from all over the country come [...]

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Don’t Call it a Comeback

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Professional Cheerleaders, Things that scare me on September 9, 2007 | 7 Comments »

Hate on me if you must but: Britney Spears on the MTV Video Music Awards High Definition is not her friend. She’s basically wearing the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders’ uniform in black. There was a definite Anna Nicole Smith vibe to it. If you’re not going to sing live, at least dance like you mean [...]

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Something to Cheer About

Posted in Dallas, Dream Careers, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows on September 8, 2007 | 8 Comments »

Since it’s time for the Fall TV Season to begin, everyone keeps asking me what shows I’m most excited for.  Since The Sopranos is off the air and Euntorage won’t come back until the Spring, that means, by default, I’m most excited for CMT’s Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team.  Laugh, if you must, but [...]

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