I think the only thing that could make the “Claudia tries to get pregnant by Sonny to save her life” subplot more ridiculous is if Claudia, did indeed become pregnant (which she will) and we were treated to Bruce Willis as the voice of her unborn baby. Laugh now, but you know if this were [...]
Archive for the ‘Shows that I would like to see’ Category
Mob Baby
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on April 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Salem’s Finest
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Shows that I would like to see on March 11, 2009 | 5 Comments »
After what seemed like an eternity, Hope was reinstated as a police officer. I’m pretty psyched, if only for the reason that Hope is, without a doubt, the best cop in the entire city. It would have been interesting for her to go into the PI business with Steve, but since he and Kayla were [...]
I would like to thank the Academy for only going a half hour over the alotted time
Posted in Current Events, Shows that I would like to see on February 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
While not my favorite awards ceremony, I do love me some Oscars. (My favorite awards ceremony is the Golden Globes. It’s short, sweet, and most of the nominees and presenters are drunk out of their minds. Plus I’ve actually eaten and drank in that ballroom multiple times.) So it’s the 81st Academy Awards or if [...]
It’s Melanie’s World, we just live in it
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Shows that I would like to see on February 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
In a time where Miley Cyrus has to show up at the Academy Awards and the words “High School Musical” and the “Jonas Brothers” have regretably infiltrated my vocabulary, the fact that Days of Our Lives now revolves around an 18 year old “temptress” doesn’t shock me, yet is still extremely disheartening. In the past, [...]
Are we in Guam yet?
Posted in Lost, Shows that I would like to see on February 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I never thought it was possible to have an utterly satisfying episode of Lost that didn’t feature Sawyer, but last night’s installment delivered the goods. I was intrigued, I was curious, I even laughed out loud. At around 9:55, I actually wished the episode was 2 hours. Yes people, I actually wanted to watch The [...]
Hack this!
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on January 11, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I’ll give it to Grant Harrison: he’s managed to age, move to Port Charles and re-invent himself as an FBI Agent poised to take down Jason. Sadly, Agent Grant Harrison doesn’t realize that Port Charles is much like Hazzard County, GA and Jason and Spinelli are the Duke Boys. In order to trap Jason, Agent [...]
Come with me if you want to beat a murder rap
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Shows that I would like to see on November 16, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Nick is soooooooo creapy! I’m frightened by him and yet he’s become my favorite character on the show that is not played by John Aniston. Crazy, drug-addled, gas-lighting Nick is way scarier than Stefano. You know why? Lack of vanity. I mean, Nick’s keeping it real with the crazy eyes and not worried about wearing monogram [...]
Not your mother’s (mother/daughter) high school fashion show
Posted in 90210 memories, New 90210, Nostalgia, Shows that I would like to see on September 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So 90210sucks but I’ve set a season pass for it and continue to blog about it. At the most, I know now that Donna has a baby, Brenda is a somewhat successful actress with a T-Mobile cell phone plan, Kelly and Dylan conceived a child, and Brandon apparently is in Belize and has a family. [...]
Baby-sitting with Stefano Dimera
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Shows that I would like to see on September 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Call me a sap, but I enjoy any scene where Stefano is with small children. Or maybe you would call me a lunatic as she is clearly insane, but I think somewhere, deep down, he’s a loving father. (Maybe.) Now Stefano isn’t the Daddy, Don’t Drop Me-type, he cares more about teaching his grandchildren classics [...]
“Do you call your mom everytime you have sex?”
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Shows that I would like to see on July 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Apparently Chloe does. Nicole has all the best lines. She’s the Maxie Jones of the show, just 100% drunker. Honestly though, who sits on a park bench in front of a pub talking to their mother about the felon they slept with in an elevator during a blackout? Show of hands? I feel so disconnected [...]
