I was going to begin with some variation of “how stupid is Lulu?” but I can only say that so many times. She’s supposed to be plucky and quick on her feet, yet when she witnesses Logan beating up on poor Maxie, all she can do is stand there and make the “duh” face. This [...]
Archive for the ‘Shows that I would like to see’ Category
9-1-Dumb
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on July 7, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Is Ian Ziering far behind?
Posted in 90210 memories, Nostalgia, Shows that I would like to see on July 2, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Shannen is in! Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. Let’s be honest: I followed this story all day. It was breaking news in my world. At first, I was all Heather Duke about it, as in “why are you pulling my dick?” And then it was confirmed that Shannen was in and Tori was out. Except that Tori’s [...]
Tori and Dean: Hooray for SCUBA!
Posted in Shows that I would like to see, Tori and Dean on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So this past episode was mostly about SCUBA diving and Tori feeling seasick, but how great were those homes? I’m not going to lie, I could watch shows where celebrities shop for real estate all day long. Remember last summer when Posh Beckham took LA by stormand went on a whirlwind home shopping spree? I [...]
It’s all about Lulu
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s no secret that I hate Lulu, in fact, I’m pretty open about it so imagine how happy I was that not only did Carly seem disgusted with her, but Kate Howard totally went all Devil Wears Prada on her ass. Of course, this being General Hospital, a show written by a man who thinks [...]
Sam McCall’s Big Give
Posted in General Hospital, Shows that I would like to see on March 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
First things first: I now have cable and Internet in my new home; however…I still am without television sets and the rest of my furniture. Thanks Moving Company! In other news, I was able to catch up on some GH. The good news is that not much has changed. Logan is still in a coma, [...]
Unbreakable
Posted in Genius Ideas, Nip/Tuck, Shows that I would like to see on February 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Unfortunately for me, it appears that Julia McNamera has defied death once again. I don’t know why I got my hopes up, but about midway through the episode, old Jules opened her eyes and couldn’t remember who anyone was. And then I rolled my eyes and sobbed uncontrollably because we’ll be treated to Sean acting [...]
Crime Solvers
Posted in Dream Careers, General Hospital, Genius Ideas, Shows that I would like to see on January 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Since I do not have enough points to qualify for WGA membership I do not feel guilty at all about coming up with excellent ideas for television shows and movies. For instance, since General Hospital has shifted a good percentage of the action back to the titular hospital, I see no good reason to ever [...]
Does the Dimera Vendetta extend to Tom Brady?
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Genius Ideas, Shows that I would like to see on December 28, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Sometimes I get so pleased with myself when it comes to my ideas that I just have to share them with the world. (See here for more details.) Some background: I am a huge football fan although I mainly enjoy college football. I really just can’t hang with the NFL: the scandals, the overinflated salaries, [...]
All Hilarious Things Must Come to an End or Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Season 2, Episode 8
Posted in Dallas, Making the Team, Professional Cheerleaders, Reality Shows, Shows that I would like to see on November 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Last time on Making the Team: Kelli scheduled a photo shoot wherein the candidates put on their uniforms and posed on furniture, the girls were offered “a chance of a lifetime” to tandem skydive with the Golden Knights, and Nina was sent home in the most shocking rose ceremony yet. It’s the season finale! I [...]
I had a dream that was Florida State
Posted in Seminoles, Shows that I would like to see on November 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I actually did. Just call me Miss Cleo because I am all about the foreshadowing dreams. Just refer back to my Jason Morgan nightmare which ties neatly into this whole Clue-inspired sweeps stunt. (Now technically the cast is not being held captive on a boat, but Jason has to race to save them on a boat. [...]
