Just a Simple Girl with a Dream

How sad is it that for most of Jillian’s season she’s been overshadowed by her suitors? First Crazy Rage David and Slick Juan, then Wes and his flannels and Jake and his man tears, and now Reid with his tennis shoes and mall jewelry store engagement ring.  Oh Reid! What the hell was that last [...]

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First of all,  I acknowledge that I’ve been a bad blogger.  I know it’s taken me awhile to write, but honestly, after the trainwreck that was last night’s Bachelorette, it’s lucky that I haven’t gauged my eyes like Oedipus Rex.  Let me set the scene for you: Jillian, wearing a short, very sheer tunic rubbing [...]

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I apologize for that title.  I was punning so hard that Michael Patrick King (writing as Carrie Bradshaw) was like “Geez, enough already!” This week, Ed did himself a favor and left this trainwreck “amazing journey”.  I’ve always wondered how people can take off work for weeks on end to be on reality shows when [...]

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As much as it pains me to admit this, The Bachelor/ette is apointment television for me.  What’s even sadder is the fact that even though last night’s episode was painfully boring, I was still somewhat into it, which is more than I can say for 3/4 of the guys on this show! I have this [...]

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So I feel so out of sorts lately.  My work has been keeping me very busy and my Internet has been sporadic at best (definitely not “Comcastic!”) and I have no idea what’s going on in the world.  I do know, apparently that Spencer and Heidi have quit and rejoined that horrible Celebrity Jungle show [...]

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Is it wrong that I’m more interested in Jillian’s fashion choices than her “journey with 20 men?” (No.) Although, I do enjoy watching douchebags self-destruct, I guess I’m just more into looking up how much her bathing suits cost in the Victoria’s Secret catalog. Since I still can’t tell these guys apart (and by the [...]

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As much as I was on the fence about watching another train-wreck, I’m back again for another soul crushing “adventure of a lifetime”.  Make no mistake, I’m not so much a fan of Jillian as I am a fan of douchebag guys making asses of themselves in shiny jackets whilst quoting old episodes of Euntorage. [...]

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