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High Definition Hospital

Posted in General Hospital, The Horror on April 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

My eyes! For years we’ve been warned that High Definition is unkind…to actors, news anchors, reality show contestants, etc.  Now, in the most misguided soap opera decision this side of killing off Frankie Frame, General Hospital is now in HD.  It’s a whole new world: apparently everyone got dye jobs and it’s so bright, it [...]

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I’m not dead, I was just buying real estate

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Melrose Memories, The Horror, Things I disagree with on April 6, 2009 | 5 Comments »

What follows is the actual transcript of my texting session with JMTIV: Me (waking JMTIV up because I am three hours ahead of him): Breaking news! Laura Leighton in at Melrose Place. JMTIV (hours later):  Now we have to watch. (editor’s note: Earlier this year we vowed not to watch, a decision we felt really [...]

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“That’s trash talking!”

Posted in Current Events, Reality Shows, The Horror on February 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

By now, we all have heard about the insane Duff vs Dunaway catfight.   Basically, Hil is making an ill advised movie about original gangstas Bonnie and Clyde.  Ms. Dunaway, a former Oscar winner and the most frightening woman in my childhood besides the Wicked Queen in Snow White, allegedly (in Tracy Morgan as Star Jones [...]

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Double the Fun

Posted in Days of Our Lives, The Horror on July 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »

I’ve been out of town for the past few days so imagine my horror when I saw this headline: Hall to Play Doc’s Twin in a “Drugged State“. Was it wrong (or totally practical and logical) that my first thought was: “Oh great, so she’s going to traipse around cooing and moaning in tandem now?”  [...]

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“Free Brad!” The Real World “Awards”

Posted in Reality Shows, The Horror, The Real World, Things I disagree with on April 3, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Sweet Jesus, what the hell was that trainwreck? (Don’t judge me, I know y’all taped this shit, too.) First of all, I knew within the initial two minutes that I should probably delete this from my DVR and pretend that it never happened.  Yet, still, I pressed onward.  Let’s be honest, at this point, I have [...]

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Canadian Tuxedos for everyone!

Posted in Mixed Denims, Project Runway, Reality Shows, The Horror on January 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I’ll be honest, I love a good pair of jeans.  I’ll even rock a jean skirt but I am not crazy about any sort of mixed denim or matched denim ensembles.  I just can’t deal with them so imagine my horror when this week’s Project Runway challenge is like an ode to denim (or a [...]

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Anthony Zacchara in the Ballroom with an antique sword

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, General Hospital, The Horror on November 3, 2007 | 4 Comments »

Remember how Sonny and Jason were so freaked out about Anthony Zacchara coming to town? Doesn’t that seem silly now?  I mean, I know he just randomly kills people, but he looks like that mean guy in the nursing home that takes your grandfather’s Jell-O, not a serial killer.  Trevor’s not really that scary either which [...]

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That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare.

Posted in General Hospital, The Horror on August 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »

So no joke, I had a dream last night that consisted of people I know and some fictional characters.  I don’t know about you, but I frequently dream about TV shows.  Sometimes I am just watching them, sometimes I am writing them, or sometimes I am actually a character in them.  I don’t know if [...]

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