What follows is the actual transcript of my texting session with JMTIV: Me (waking JMTIV up because I am three hours ahead of him): Breaking news! Laura Leighton in at Melrose Place. JMTIV (hours later): Now we have to watch. (editor’s note: Earlier this year we vowed not to watch, a decision we felt really [...]
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I’m not dead, I was just buying real estate
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Melrose Memories, The Horror, Things I disagree with on April 6, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Hanging Up
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with, Unjustified Outrage on March 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I can’t deal with it anymore. Seriously, why does everyone in Salem have the same cell phone? I get that times are tough, but do you know how jarring it is when one character calls another character and they are talking on the same exact handset model? Look, I understand that everyone in Salem is [...]
My son is in a coma but let’s throw a party!
Posted in General Hospital, Things I disagree with on March 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
There are so many things on General Hospital that don’t make sense right now, I’m really not sure where to start. Luckily for all of us, I’ve made a list: There is no General Hospital. What was the point of setting fire to GH (allegedly so they could build a new hospital set) only to [...]
The Amazing Jacks Wild Goose Chase
Posted in General Hospital, Things I disagree with on January 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Let it be known that I never quite figured out what the writers were doing with the character of Jerry Jacks, and for the record, I contend that they didn’t either. I mean, he returns an international terrorist with a new face and new accent and terrorizes (and/or “romances”) the “good” citizens of Port Charles, [...]
This is what passes for a holiday episode?
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Holiday Ideas, Things I disagree with on December 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I think the Horton Ornament hanging gets more disappointing each year. I thought last year’s was horrible, what with all the dry cleaning, but this one takes the cake. First of all, I’m over Theo and his disappearing act. He’s a cute kid and all, but if he’s going to skip out on his family, [...]
Nicole as Misty Circle
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with on September 14, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Someone at Days of Our Lives must have made a trip to the vault this week which explains how we got the vintage Bo & Hope photo in the Horton cabin as well as the nod to one of the cinematic classics in the Salem universe: Locker Room Lolita. Can I just say how much [...]
What in the Elle is going on?
Posted in Project Runway, Reality Shows, Things I disagree with on September 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve neglected writing about Project Runway this season. Oh, I’m still watching it, but I’m otherwise preoccupied with Johnny Zacchara’s trial, Theo’s Autism, and Kelly Taylor’s baby daddy. Just because I’ve been silent thus far, doesn’t make me complacent however. Let’s be honest, I’m not thrilled with this season’s contestants and the fact that Nina [...]
Oh my Gosh!
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with on September 8, 2008 | 5 Comments »
“Oh my gosh, John, we haven’t lived as husband and wife since…oh my gosh…you came back from the dead!” Why can’t we say “Oh my God” on this show? Is it offensive? I honestly don’t know. As an (unpaid) writer myself, I always have characters say “Oh my God” because “Oh my gosh” sounds like [...]
Chelsea and Daniel’s 4th of July Spectacular!
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with on July 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
WTF was that? True confession: It took me three days to watch the “special” holiday episodes of Days this week. In fact, I had to watch them in short intervals because they made me so sick I was afraid I was going to experience debilitating, long term nausea. Once I realized that the Chelsea and [...]
Can you handle it?
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with on June 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I am so excited about Wednesday’s Days of Our Lives because…wait for it…Chelsea and Daniel go on a date to Chez Rouge! (Clearly I am lying.) People, this could be the most iconic moment in Days history since Bo kidnapped Hope from her wedding to Larry Welch back in the Eighties. How romantic for a [...]
