Hell has frozen over: Ashlee Simpson is on Melrose Place. My friend, JMT, said it best when he texted: “Not as revolting as Mischa (Barton), but still bad idea jeans? Let’s be honest…do we really want to see her in the pool or at Shooters?” No, no we don’t. I also don’t want to see her a) [...]
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Alithun, I love you. I miss you when you’re not around.
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Melrose Memories, Things that scare me on March 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mamma Mia
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things that scare me on February 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I delete four episodes of Days without watching them and I apparently missed the fact that Mia moved to Tokyo and landed a part in Taboo, the Boy George musical? God, sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or cry with this show. Honestly, Mia in her “dance get-up” is the stuff nightmares are made [...]
Isn’t this why we have cable news channels?
Posted in Current Events, Days of Our Lives, Things I disagree with, Things that scare me on March 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I had a busy weekend, if you consider sitting in a new, empty apartment, waiting for your furniture and all your belongings to arrive–only they never do–”busy”. Sadly, it was just me, my laptop, my clothes, and a DVD of Melrose Place to keep me company. So expect some Melrose updates forthwith. So, I am back [...]
Don’t Call it a Comeback
Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Professional Cheerleaders, Things that scare me on September 9, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Hate on me if you must but: Britney Spears on the MTV Video Music Awards High Definition is not her friend. She’s basically wearing the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders’ uniform in black. There was a definite Anna Nicole Smith vibe to it. If you’re not going to sing live, at least dance like you mean [...]
Always Bet on (John) Black
Posted in Days of Our Lives, General Hospital, Things that scare me on August 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
What is John Black’s current occupation? He’s still an International Man of Business, isn’t he? I asked because a) it seems everyone forgets that he’s rich, b) he may or may not actually have a place to live and c) in today’s episode he waltzed into the Dimera Mansion and started barking orders at cops, [...]
Are You Ready?
Posted in Illusions, Lost, Reality Shows, Things that scare me on July 2, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I love Criss Angel Mindfreak. I don’t care how many cool points I may lose for this but I can’t honestly think of a more entertaining half hour. For those of you that may not have seen this gem, let me explain: Criss Angel is an illusionist. Well I think he’s an illusionist. Although instead [...]
It’s a Mystery
Posted in Things that scare me on June 24, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Is it just me or does it seem like an unusually large amount of 48 Hours:Mystery episodes occur in Florida? And how bad it is that I can usually tell that the episode will take place in Florida at about 3o seconds in?
Reason #413 Why I miss Kristen Blake
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Things that scare me on June 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So could Marlena and John please be more ridiculous? I swear to God, at one time, they both seemed like sane people. Granted, one was an ex-mercenary who posed as a priest in order to steal artwork around Europe and the other was possessed by the Devil and allegedly murdered 1/3 of the population of [...]
