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Maybe I’m biased, but I’ve always liked Brande Roderick just because we share the same name.  I also think that she’s very pretty and seemed really fun on the first season of The Surreal Life.  Those of you that know me (and by that, I mean all two of my friends that read this blog) [...]

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I can’t deal with it anymore.  Seriously, why does everyone in Salem have the same cell phone? I get that times are tough, but do you know how jarring it is when one character calls another character and they are talking on the same exact handset model?  Look, I understand that everyone in Salem is [...]

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If you’re just joining us: Rebecca still hates Nikolas, Michael is still in a coma, and Ethan is still toothy. We’ll start with Rebecca.  Despite her generally unpleasant demeanor and tendency to wear more eye makeup than Richard Alpert, Rebecca remains a lightning rod for the town of Port Charles.  Nikolas is virtually stalking her [...]

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Does it bother anyone else that Luke’s children were trapped in a burning hospital and he was too busy playing playground games in jail with Toothy McOutback?  And what’s with Ethan anyway?  Every time he comes on screen I want to order a Bloomin’ Onion from Curbside Takout and then brush my teeth.  A lot. [...]

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Although I love my car dearly, it embarrasses me somewhat to know that I apparently drive the same model as Johnny Zacchara.  I am kind of disappointed in his car choice.  Mustangs are awesome, but shouldn’t the son of a New York gangster really be driving an IROC?  I live in the South.  Today I [...]

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I don’t think it’s a secret that Sam is my favorite character, mostly because I really like Kelly Monaco and it’s hard not to root for her, especially since she’s taken out and beaten ever three months or so.  This poor girl lost her brother to a monkey virus, nearly died herself, gave birth to [...]

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When I think of Independence Day, I think of firework, cookouts, and Will Smith saving the world from aliens.  I think this is where I (and most normal people) differ from Bob Guza, because I don’t consider Iraq War Veterans beating up women to be a proper celebration of our nation’s birthday.  Especially since said [...]

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Up to this point, I have made a conscious effort not to write about the proposed 90210 spinoff or “re-imagining” or whatever they’re calling it this week, mostly because I figure that if I choose to ignore it, it will go away.  Honestly, there’s no need for this, especially if Shannen Doherty isn’t involved in [...]

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So in the upset of all upsets, the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.  I can barely deal with this right now.  It’s like black is white; up is down; day is night. It’s the bizarro world.  Seriously, the words: “Eli Manning, Super Bowl Champion” aren’t even in my vocabulary. In order to [...]

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This is how I know that General Hospital is not being written entirely by the usual suspects: a major crisis is going on inside the actual hospital in January (not a Sweeps month), Jason arrived too late to save Liz and Jake and Lucky seems half-way intelligent.  Still though, I have to wonder what is [...]

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