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Ask me about power voting for Melissa

Posted in Bad Idea Jeans, Dancing with the Stars, What the... on May 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Yeah, I used three email addresses to vote for Melissa.  And I’ve been trying to call in for the past 17 minutes.  I’m not proud, but I have to show some love to the woman who brought Kitty Carter to the Dancing With the Stars table.  While I hope my voting is not in vain, [...]

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Why is it so hard to take a pregnancy test?

Posted in General Hospital, What the... on April 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »

How many days has it been now that we’ve watched Carly ponder taking a pregnancy test?  I get that she doesn’t want bad news but I was afraid we’d be stuck watching her trod along with a baby bump, still wondering what she should do.  Then there’s Claudia…you know for being a mafia princess, she’s [...]

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Dragging down my Tuesday nights

Posted in New 90210, What the... on April 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I won’t lie to you: I didn’t miss 90210 during the hiatus.  In fact, I didn’t even remember that it was returning last night until I looked at my DVR to watch Dancing with the Stars.   Allegedly, last night’s installment ushered in the Rebecca Rand Kirshner Sinclair (excellent soap opera name) regime change, but to [...]

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The (alternate) life and death of Maxie and Jones

Posted in General Hospital, What the... on February 25, 2009 | 7 Comments »

If there’s one thing General Hospital does poorly it’s big, dramatic sweeps stunts.  If there’s a second thing General Hospital does poorly it’s slow motion montages set to “dramatic” music.  If there’s a third thing General Hospital does poorly it’s alternate reality dream sequences.  Today’s victim: Maxie Jones. For those of you keeping score, Maxie [...]

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RIP Leyla

Posted in General Hospital, What the... on February 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »

It’s not been the best week for me and to add insult to injury, today I forced myself to watch two episodes of General Hospital.  It is still the same day.  Or maybe it’s early the next day.  All I know is that most everyone is still stuck in the hospital, either dying, wandering around [...]

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I heart Claudia?

Posted in General Hospital, What the... on June 16, 2008 | 3 Comments »

God help me: I think I kind of like Claudia now.  I don’t know if it’s because I’m in a weird mood (I thought I feel in love, realized the error of my ways, and broke it off all in the span of 36 hours) but I am seeing things through different eyes today.  My new [...]

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Time Traveling Bunnies

Posted in Lost, What the... on June 1, 2008 | 8 Comments »

I’ve gone back and forth trying to figure out something to write about the Lost finale.  I don’t even know where to begin.  I will tell you that I thought it was damn good, the best finale since Season 1, and that I cried (I’m a crier!). Since there’s really no hope that I will [...]

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I know they have a limited budget but…

Posted in Days of Our Lives, What the... on May 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »

…Why does Dena Higley and company make Ava graze and drink at the establishment founded by man she played a part in killing? Methinks that her unhealthy obsession with “Patch” has crossed over to all the Bradys.  My God, what is with this woman?  Her father was shot and killed there the previous day! You would think [...]

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I wonder what their Zagat Review says…

Posted in Days of Our Lives, What the... on May 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Give it up for The Brady Pub, y’all!  What a place!  Just think, not a few hours ago, Bo shot and killed a notorious mobster and then Tony proposes to Anna.  Oh happy days!  For real, what time is it on this show?  I’m so confused because: Ava and her cousin decide to have a [...]

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